So if you had enough drugs

1. 2017-04-15 at 1:22 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Could you fly an airplane and land it?
   If I had enough meth could I pilot the space shuttle and land on the moon?
   I want to fly to Mars man,twice the speed of light.
2. 2017-04-15 at 1:55 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Yes and yes
3. 2017-04-15 at 2:17 AM UTC

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   RestStop Space Nigga
   Yeah probably with the power of meth I can do anything.
4. 2017-04-15 at 11:11 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I always have enough and its never enough.
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5. 2017-04-15 at 12:37 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by AngryOnion Could you fly an airplane and land it?
   If I had enough meth could I pilot the space shuttle and land on the moon?

   
   That's how the Japanese did it in WW2 only they "landed" the plane on enemy forces.
   
   It's true, look up the history of meth if you don't know. They gave it to fighter pilots to help them stay awake.
6. 2017-04-17 at 1:47 PM UTC

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   Ghost Prototype Houston
   As energy required quickly exceedes energy available for massive objects approaching the speed of light, I don't think you'll have enough drugs to go twice that speed. However, with enough DMT, anything is possible*
   
   *except faster than light travel