2017-04-15 at 1:22 AM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Could you fly an airplane and land it?
If I had enough meth could I pilot the space shuttle and land on the moon?
I want to fly to Mars man,twice the speed of light.
2017-04-15 at 2:17 AM UTC
Yeah probably with the power of meth I can do anything.
2017-04-15 at 11:11 AM UTC
I always have enough and its never enough.
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2017-04-17 at 1:47 PM UTC
As energy required quickly exceedes energy available for massive objects approaching the speed of light, I don't think you'll have enough drugs to go twice that speed. However, with enough DMT, anything is possible*
*except faster than light travel