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THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!

  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock I want you to see my cock as it turns your tonsils into soup.

    you're not even gonna show that jill the jedijar, coz then we'd see you circumsised like the fucking jedicuck you are.



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  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon It's really weird to see the collage pic of myself from years ago. I've really bulked up a lot, and getting over my aversion to long hair was probably the biggest upgrade I could possibly make to my attractiveness.


    Ugly
  3. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Ugly

    I've seen you, fuckboy. I'm way hotter than you. I get more pussy than an animal shelter, bitch.
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I wonder what individual has the most sex per day on average with different women in the world, excluding porn industry people. Just some guy out there that fucks multiple a women a day because he's so sexually attractive.

    I WONDER WONDER, WHO-OO-OOH.
  5. Originally posted by mmQ I wonder what individual has the most sex per day on average with different women in the world, excluding porn industry people. Just some guy out there that fucks multiple a women a day because he's so sexually attractive.

    I WONDER WONDER, WHO-OO-OOH.

    WONDER WONDER WHAT'S IN WONDERBALL?

    I'd say some Arab prince out there.
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh Falco. I just want to be SO Hot that I walk into public places and girls noticeably eye me down with lust and I can basically walk up to them and ask to fuck them with guaranteed yes replies. That's all I want.
  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    but isn't that what tinders for?



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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I don't know.
  9. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by NARCassist but isn't that what tinders for?



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    tinder is whatever you make it for, fubi met his wife on tinder and she's not a slammer

    but anyways bill the cat wont post his pic because he's a faggot and a liar and a nigger fag

    /thread
  10. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby thats really rich, I'm 150lbs and 5'10 you're probably close to 256lbs and 5'8 you fat piece of shit

    stfu, HIV-positive
  11. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby bill is a little pig

    youre the one whos going to be bent over a fallen log with a cock being crammed up your crapper while you squeel like a naughty little piggy.
  12. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Still 2 days left in the year!


    something wrong with that dudes chest development...
  13. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Oh Falco. I just want to be SO Hot that I walk into public places and girls noticeably eye me down with lust and I can basically walk up to them and ask to fuck them with guaranteed yes replies. That's all I want.

    duct tape.

    getting virgins laid since...whenever it was invented
  14. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^nice quadruple post you cock sucker
  15. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ I wonder what individual has the most sex per day on average with different women in the world, excluding porn industry people. Just some guy out there that fucks multiple a women a day because he's so sexually attractive.

    I WONDER WONDER, WHO-OO-OOH.

    youre gay and pathetic to be wondering such things.

    now stfu and go down to the petting zoo to make your own world-record for sex partners
  16. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby ^nice quadruple post you cock sucker

    if your dumbass hadnt ruined it, itd been a SEXtuple post, squeeler.
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock youre gay and pathetic to be wondering such things.

    now stfu and go down to the petting zoo to make your own world-record for sex partners

    I'll do whatever you want after you post your selfie, cockboy.
  18. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by infinityshock if your dumbass hadnt ruined it, itd been a SEXtuple post, squeeler.

    nice edit faggot
  19. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby tinder is whatever you make it for, fubi met his wife on tinder and she's not a slammer

    but anyways bill the cat wont post his pic because he's a faggot and a liar and a nigger fag

    How's my posting? Questions and comments welcome


    /thread

    nice edit, but too late.

    Originally posted by infinityshock youre so fucking stupid and terminally socially socially retarded that you have no ability to grasp the concept of how fucking absolutely idiotic you are.

    that being the case, ill place it into a perspective that you may…or probably wont…be able to cross reference in your own non-functional mind.

    every time you make a post, regardless of how epic you think it sounds in your own nigger-cum addled mind, it makes the collective user base literally cringe in pain. the best analogy your broken brain might comprehend is, picture a high-society social gathering in an exclusive facility reserved for only the top 1% where everyone is dressed in their finest attire, doing whatever it is the aristocracy does, then through an abject sense of depraved humor the universe sends some random tourrets-infested retard confined to a wheelchair, drooling all over his saliva-saturated bib, rolling his mechanical wheelchair through the double solid-oak doors at a high rate of speed, plowing over the beautiful-people, then screeches to a halt in the middle of the room, with everyone staring at him aghast. after a few moments of silence, through dribbling strings of saliva, the retard opens its lips and lets out a screeching 'aahhhHHHH-DDDDURRRHHHHHHHH!!!!!'

    youre the retard.
  20. Originally posted by infinityshock something wrong with that dudes chest development…

    Nothing wrong with my chest development at all, you just want flat chested twinks because you're a pedophile.
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