How do you survive this?

1. 2025-02-14 at 10:30 AM UTC

   #21
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Cosmopolitan There's still time.

   
   You're welcome to lay in front my tractor. I've got the 6 foot box blade attached to the three point.
2. 2025-02-14 at 10:30 AM UTC

   #22
   Cosmopolitan Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker You're welcome to lay in front my tractor. I've got the 6 foot box blade attached to the three point.

   
   No, I wouldn't want to crash.
3. 2025-02-14 at 10:32 AM UTC

   #23
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   You wouldn't crash, you'd mash & smash.
4. 2025-02-14 at 5:23 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Bambii<3u Tuskegee Airman
   I've been in 3 serious car accidents 100% of which I was able to walk away from 2 of which I was able to run from
5. 2025-02-14 at 5:23 PM UTC

   #25
   

   Bambii<3u Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker You wouldn't crash, you'd mash & smash.

   
   1 time someone thought I wouldn't slap them into a guard rail but I was 17 and into the guard rail we went
6. 2025-02-14 at 6:24 PM UTC

   #26
   

   Tab Numlock Houston
   With the massive number of new illegal aliens on the road, I'd advise people not to drive unnecessarily. They're often drunk and without insurance.
7. 2025-02-14 at 6:25 PM UTC

   #27
   

   Tab Numlock Houston
   poop
8. 2025-02-14 at 7 PM UTC

   #28
   

   Bambii<3u Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Tab Numlock With the massive number of new illegal aliens on the road, I'd advise people not to drive unnecessarily. They're often drunk and without insurance.

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Tab Numlock With the massive number of new illegal aliens on the road, I'd advise people not to drive unnecessarily. They're often drunk and without license or insurance.

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Tab Numlock With the massive number of new illegal aliens on the road, I'd advise people not to drive unnecessarily. They're often drunk and without license or insurance.

   
   I'd tell you it's time to drive home but you're clearly to drunk already
9. 2025-02-14 at 7:16 PM UTC

   #29
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   this is just like when Trump ripped the steering wheel off and punched out his driver while the limo was still moving, Reports say the vehicle looked similar to this after the Orange mans viscous rampage
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Semiazas A buddy of mine just got his car totalled the other day. He's alive but his wife said he he's got a lengthy rehab in front of him. They just got married the weekend prior. Can you imagine losing your husband like that?
   
   

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   • Bambii<3u
10. 2025-02-15 at 6:08 PM UTC

    #30
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Terrible. I was in an accident with my dad down the highway..we bumped someone.
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    • Semiazas