How do you survive this?

1. 2025-02-14 at 4:55 AM UTC

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   Semiazas African Astronaut
   A buddy of mine just got his car totalled the other day. He's alive but his wife said he he's got a lengthy rehab in front of him. They just got married the weekend prior. Can you imagine losing your husband like that?
   
   
2. 2025-02-14 at 5:19 AM UTC

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   Bambii<3u Tuskegee Airman
   Easily I would've been fine
3. 2025-02-14 at 5:19 AM UTC

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   Bambii<3u Tuskegee Airman
   Your friend weak
4. 2025-02-14 at 5:28 AM UTC

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   ner vegas Space Nigga
   stop drop and roll
5. 2025-02-14 at 7:23 AM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bambii<3u Your friend weak

   
   Yeah kinda really. When I was 16 I put a 75 Camero into a brick house, at 55 mph, where the brick chimney/fireplace was and walked literally without a scratch. 3 years later I put a 73 Dodge Dart into a 5 foot high solid stone planter without 15 cubic yards of dirt in at 70 mph and walked from that too.
6. 2025-02-14 at 8:17 AM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]

   Originally posted by Semiazas A buddy of mine just got his car totalled the other day. He's alive but his wife said he he's got a lengthy rehab in front of him. They just got married the weekend prior. Can you imagine losing your husband like that?
   
   

   
   My husband hasn't spoke to me for 14 months so he can go fuck himself.
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7. 2025-02-14 at 8:48 AM UTC

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   Cosmopolitan Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Yeah kinda really. When I was 16 I put a 75 Camero into a brick house, at 55 mph, where the brick chimney/fireplace was and walked literally without a scratch. 3 years later I put a 73 Dodge Dart into a 5 foot high solid stone planter without 15 cubic yards of dirt in at 70 mph and walked from that too.

   
   How did you manage that?
8. 2025-02-14 at 8:59 AM UTC

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   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Yeah kinda really. When I was 16 I put a 75 Camero into a brick house, at 55 mph, where the brick chimney/fireplace was and walked literally without a scratch. 3 years later I put a 73 Dodge Dart into a 5 foot high solid stone planter without 15 cubic yards of dirt in at 70 mph and walked from that too.

   
   its vehicles of those days that had thicker steel body and chassis.
   
   not you.
9. 2025-02-14 at 9 AM UTC

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   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Cosmopolitan How did you manage that?

   
   by not being very bright and/or competent at driving,
10. 2025-02-14 at 9:05 AM UTC

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    Cosmopolitan Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina by not being very bright and/or competent at driving,

    
    that's how he got the name speedy parker. Plfrom parking his car in walls
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11. 2025-02-14 at 9:07 AM UTC

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    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Cosmopolitan that's how he got the name speedy parker. Plfrom parking his car in walls

    
    im sure he got that from his days servicing men
12. 2025-02-14 at 9:09 AM UTC

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    Cosmopolitan Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina im sure he got that from his days servicing men

    
    Distracted driving
13. 2025-02-14 at 9:11 AM UTC

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    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Cosmopolitan Distracted driving

    
    driving himself unto another man
14. 2025-02-14 at 9:18 AM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    ⬆️Look at my victims hudle with one another. It would be cute if it wasn't so puerile.
15. 2025-02-14 at 9:20 AM UTC

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    Semiazas African Astronaut
    One might even call it jejune
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16. 2025-02-14 at 9:22 AM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Semiazas One might even call it jejune

    
    Their entirely predictable with usually jejune opinions.
17. 2025-02-14 at 9:25 AM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Jejune is actually a very efficient word both in writing and verbally. With just 4 letters and two syllables you cover immature, inexperienced dull, and boring.
18. 2025-02-14 at 9:28 AM UTC

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    Cosmopolitan Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker ⬆️Look at my victims hudle with one another.

    
    Huddling the same way your passengers do
19. 2025-02-14 at 10:05 AM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    I've never injured anyone with a vehicle
20. 2025-02-14 at 10:19 AM UTC

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    Cosmopolitan Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I've never injured anyone with a vehicle

    
    There's still time.