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What direction do you see our community going in?

  1. #1
    Bambii<3u Tuskegee Airman


    Thankfully I float.
  2. #2
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    nigger
  3. #3
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bambii<3u

    Thankfully I float.

    People that don't know you just assume you are an airhead. But the people who know you can give concrete examples.
  4. #4
    Bambii<3u Tuskegee Airman
    I know you
  5. #5
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]


    An older, grayer ACE is alone in his living-room with TV
    sets, fax machines and multiple phone lines. He is surrounded
    by newspapers and files. He is very much the way we saw him
    during his earlier handicapping days.

    RACE ANNOUNCER
    (From a television
    set)
    They're off and running...

    ACE
    (Into telephone)
    Probable, but may be questionable.
    All right. Well, let me know as soon
    as you can find out.

    ACE sets his cordless phone down and jots a few notes on a
    racing form. A television set shows a football game in the
    background.

    ACE (V.O.)
    But in the end, I wound up right
    back where I started. I could still
    pick winners, and I could still make
    money for all kinds of people back
    home. And why mess up a good thing?
    And that's that.

    He takes off his glasses, and gazes ahead.

    FADE TO BLACK
  6. #6
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

    An older, grayer ACE is alone in his living-room with TV
    sets, fax machines and multiple phone lines. He is surrounded
    by newspapers and files. He is very much the way we saw him
    during his earlier handicapping days.

    RACE ANNOUNCER
    (From a television
    set)
    They're off and running…

    ACE
    (Into telephone)
    Probable, but may be questionable.
    All right. Well, let me know as soon
    as you can find out.

    ACE sets his cordless phone down and jots a few notes on a
    racing form. A television set shows a football game in the
    background.

    ACE (V.O.)
    But in the end, I wound up right
    back where I started. I could still
    pick winners, and I could still make
    money for all kinds of people back
    home. And why mess up a good thing?
    And that's that.

    He takes off his glasses, and gazes ahead.

    FADE TO BLACK

    I experienced the end of old Vegas and the birth of new Vegas as craps dealer in the casinos for 10 years.
  7. #7
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    An older, slightly disheveled figure, reminiscent of a classic internet sysop, sits hunched over a glowing CRT monitor in a cluttered basement. Empty pizza boxes and 2-liter bottles litter the desk. A faint smell of ozone and burnt coffee hangs in the air. This is Jeff Hunter's Mom's Basement, the heart of TOTSE.

    SYSOP VOICE (V.O.)
    (Through crackling speakers)
    User 'xXx_AnImE_GiRl_xXx' has posted
    in 'Random'. Subject: 'OMG!
    Kawaii Desu~!'

    SYSOP
    (Into a headset mic)
    Yeah, nah, that's going straight to
    /b/. And someone IP ban that
    "MOLOTOV EVERYTHING" macro, please.
    Again.

    The Sysop scrolls through lines of text on the monitor, a chaotic mix of ASCII art, warnings about "Clandestine Chemistry," and fervent debates about the merits of "Gangster Rap" versus "Sonic Furries." A blinking Winamp skin dances in the corner of the screen.

    SYSOP (V.O.)
    So, it all came down to this. Back
    in the day, we were slinging text
    files about phreaking, WILD SEX & trying to figure
    out if "Lannyism" was a real thing
    or just a really elaborate prank.
    Good times. Real good times.

    He leans back in his chair, a wistful look in his eyes. The glow of the monitor reflects in his thick-rimmed glasses.

    SYSOP
    And that's that.

    He reaches for a dusty floppy disk labeled "The Totse Tapes," sighs, and inserts it into the drive. The whirring of the drive fills the silence.

    FADE TO NIGGER.... IN SPACE
  8. #8
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
    o feel like a sperm trapped in a drop of precum on the tip of a glans as its about to slam furiously into another mans asshole.
  9. #9
    Elbow African Astronaut


    Which direction do you see the water in this pond going?
  10. #10
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Too many ray-cists imo.

    It's so disheartening as a member of the OMGWTFBBQ movement since 1998, pickwick would be crying into his jenkem if he could see what the community has become.
  11. #11
    Bambii<3u Tuskegee Airman
    I think I'd be better off moving to gaiti
  12. #12
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Dunno ive only been here a year
  13. #13
    Bambii<3u Tuskegee Airman
    Ya you got here when we already started pooping in the bucket and using the neighbors wifi.
  14. #14
    Bambii<3u Tuskegee Airman
    At one point we had a job, a girlfriend, a cat,a sports moped now we're smoking in the closet thinking our DEA dad called 911 on us to get us help for our cock addicktion.
  15. #15
    Semiazas African Astronaut
    You're so boring. Is that why you keep changing profiles? To make yourself appear more interesting?

    You're the only one left you mostly just posts troll content. Zoklet was over 10 years ago and we've all grown up beyond just shit posting
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  16. #16
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Semiazas You're so boring. Is that why you keep changing profiles? To make yourself appear more interesting?

    You're the only one left you mostly just posts troll content. Zoklet was over 10 years ago and we've all grown up beyond just shit posting

    Semi ny heart is beating fast and I feel very weak and warm. I want soup :(
  17. #17
    Semiazas African Astronaut
    Did you take anything?
  18. #18
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Semiazas Did you take anything?

    yes.

    cocks.

    supositorily.
  19. #19
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Semiazas You're so boring. Is that why you keep changing profiles? To make yourself appear more interesting?

    You're the only one left you mostly just posts troll content. Zoklet was over 10 years ago and we've all grown up beyond just shit posting

    that's actualluy my alt account, you've been trolled
  20. #20
    Bambii<3u Tuskegee Airman
    Semi when I met you you were a loser smoking crack in your dad's house.

    Fast forward 14 years and you're still smoking crack in your dad's house.

    You were whiney back then and you're whiney now.

    I remember tortilla making you cry.
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