Assuming some of you saw me with an axe

1. 2025-01-30 at 1:52 PM UTC

   #41
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   Fred needs pix
   
   
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2. 2025-01-30 at 1:54 PM UTC

   #42
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   This fred is basically "what you think of the pix I assume you mighta saw?"
   
   
   No, dint see em
   
   
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3. 2025-01-30 at 1:55 PM UTC

   #43
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   So what you want me to say?
   
   
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4. 2025-01-30 at 2:44 PM UTC

   #44
   

   igbo Houston [cringe your preliminary chenopodium]
   i did not see a photo of you holding an axe and not wearing nail polish
5. 2025-01-30 at 4:25 PM UTC

   #45
   Cosmopolitan Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

   
   Nice one.
6. 2025-01-30 at 4:39 PM UTC

   #46
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
   I didn't see it.
7. 2025-01-30 at 4:43 PM UTC

   #47
   

   shitty titty Cripple Nipple
   I saw it. Kafka is a dime.
8. 2025-01-30 at 4:44 PM UTC

   #48
   

   shitty titty Cripple Nipple
   Oh and the outfit was cute. I did not notice the nails tho!
9. 2025-01-30 at 6:26 PM UTC

   #49
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   I think she's an entire dollar
10. 2025-01-30 at 6:46 PM UTC

    #50
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I think she's an entire dollar

    
    You're saying she's not ten cents short and an hour late.
11. 2025-01-30 at 6:49 PM UTC

    #51
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I want to be axe murdered by a female
    
12. 2025-01-30 at 6:59 PM UTC

    #52
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You're saying she's not ten cents short and an hour late.

    
    A few fries short of a Happy Meal
    Not playing with a full deck
    Not the sharpest knife in the drawer
    A few bricks short of a load
    Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions
    Missing a few screws
    Not the brightest bulb on the tree
    One sandwich short of a picnic
    Not all there
    The elevator doesn't go to the top floor
13. 2025-01-30 at 7:19 PM UTC

    #53
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Dumber than a bag of wet sand (can interchange with "tree stump", when desired).
14. 2025-01-30 at 7:27 PM UTC

    #54
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Dumber than a bag of wet sand (can interchange with "tree stump", when desired).

    
    Is wet sand dumber than dry sand?
15. 2025-01-30 at 7:51 PM UTC

    #55
    

    Landy Pamm African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

    
    Pretty Much. it becomes a Bill Burr joke at this point. not wanting to complain up the corporate ladder because he'll find himself at a Eyes Wide Shut party (made me laugh hard)
    
    paying people who direct you to the condiment table to put it on yourself.
16. 2025-01-30 at 7:54 PM UTC

    #56
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    
17. 2025-01-30 at 8:29 PM UTC

    #57
    

    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Kafka never had vagina. Kafka is a MAN
18. 2025-01-30 at 8:29 PM UTC

    #58
    

    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    xy MAN
19. 2025-01-30 at 8:39 PM UTC

    #59
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Landy Pamm Pretty Much. it becomes a Bill Burr joke at this point. not wanting to complain up the corporate ladder because he'll find himself at a Eyes Wide Shut party (made me laugh hard)
    
    paying people who direct you to the condiment table to put it on yourself.

    
    Bill Burr is a woke joke
20. 2025-01-30 at 8:40 PM UTC

    #60
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Landy Pamm Kafka never had vagina. Kafka is a MAN

    
    You just now figured that out?