2024-10-01 at 2:19 PM UTC
Folks I’m working two days in office now and it’s my first day back. I already have a boyfriend. He stopped me on way back from HR to chat me up (how appropriate right?) and asked me for a few minutes of my time. I said ok. He said are you new? I said no, you know me. He asked my name. So I told him and reminded me of a time when he helped me. He works in IT. He said oh I remember you’re the one that gave me such a hard time. I’ve been writing your name in trees and with hearts in my notebook ever since. This guy is something else. So yeah my work husband is now a 6’5” black man who works in IT and wears pink button downs.
Talk to you all soon.
2024-10-01 at 2:23 PM UTC
Those black dudes never miss an opportunity...did he keep licking his lips too while talking to you, making guttural "mmmmmm" sounds and saying barely audibly "Damn gurrrl"
2024-10-01 at 2:23 PM UTC
So basically Lanny was OK to shelter in place with during covid, but now he gets replaced.
2024-10-01 at 2:46 PM UTC
Instigator
Naturally Camouflaged
[the staring tame crusher]
Just watch that he doesn't stick his dirty black fingers in your 'pud 'pud.
2024-10-01 at 2:53 PM UTC
Everytime I got to my local wally world and am innocently pushing my cart through the tinned collard greens section there's a black guy looking at a black woman and he's saying "Damn" "mmmmm" " "let me get yo number"
When did "let me get yo number" replace "Hello, my name is Gerome, I couldn't help notice you across the aisle and how beautiful you are, I know this is forward of me but I was wondering if you are single and if it would be possible you'd be interested in perhaps going for a coffee with me or dinner tonight"
2024-10-01 at 3:24 PM UTC
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
Wow, you finally got over covid.
I'm very proud of you Frala.
Was it awkward going back with all the weight gain?
2024-10-01 at 3:24 PM UTC
Now you have to learn to wear clothes and leave your house again, which can't be easy for you either.
2024-10-01 at 4:12 PM UTC
i would like to submit my application