Welp it’s my first day RTO

1. 2024-10-01 at 2:19 PM UTC

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   shitty titty Cripple Nipple
   Folks I’m working two days in office now and it’s my first day back. I already have a boyfriend. He stopped me on way back from HR to chat me up (how appropriate right?) and asked me for a few minutes of my time. I said ok. He said are you new? I said no, you know me. He asked my name. So I told him and reminded me of a time when he helped me. He works in IT. He said oh I remember you’re the one that gave me such a hard time. I’ve been writing your name in trees and with hearts in my notebook ever since. This guy is something else. So yeah my work husband is now a 6’5” black man who works in IT and wears pink button downs.
   
   Talk to you all soon.
2. 2024-10-01 at 2:23 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Those black dudes never miss an opportunity...did he keep licking his lips too while talking to you, making guttural "mmmmmm" sounds and saying barely audibly "Damn gurrrl"
3. 2024-10-01 at 2:23 PM UTC

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   🦄🌈 Soyboy - vaxxed and octoboosted 💉 (we beat covid!) 👬💕👭🍀 (🍩✊) Tuskegee Airman
   So basically Lanny was OK to shelter in place with during covid, but now he gets replaced.
4. 2024-10-01 at 2:46 PM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   Just watch that he doesn't stick his dirty black fingers in your 'pud 'pud.
5. 2024-10-01 at 2:46 PM UTC

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   shitty titty Cripple Nipple

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Those black dudes never miss an opportunity…did he keep licking his lips too while talking to you, making guttural "mmmmmm" sounds and saying barely audibly "Damn gurrrl"

   
   No but he did just find me in the break room and watch me eat my sausage biscuit 😭
6. 2024-10-01 at 2:50 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by shitty titty No but he did just find me in the break room and watch me eat my sausage biscuit 😭

   
   mmmmm, damn gurl.
7. 2024-10-01 at 2:53 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Everytime I got to my local wally world and am innocently pushing my cart through the tinned collard greens section there's a black guy looking at a black woman and he's saying "Damn" "mmmmm" " "let me get yo number"
   
   When did "let me get yo number" replace "Hello, my name is Gerome, I couldn't help notice you across the aisle and how beautiful you are, I know this is forward of me but I was wondering if you are single and if it would be possible you'd be interested in perhaps going for a coffee with me or dinner tonight"
8. 2024-10-01 at 3:06 PM UTC

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   Gridlocke Houston
   Jungle bunny
9. 2024-10-01 at 3:06 PM UTC

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   🦄🌈 Soyboy - vaxxed and octoboosted 💉 (we beat covid!) 👬💕👭🍀 (🍩✊) Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson When did "let me get yo number" replace "Hello, my name is Gerome, I couldn't help notice you across the aisle and how beautiful you are, I know this is forward of me but I was wondering if you are single and if it would be possible you'd be interested in perhaps going for a coffee with me or dinner tonight"

   
   *Nods respectfully
10. 2024-10-01 at 3:10 PM UTC

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    Fluttershy Short Bussy

    Originally posted by shitty titty No but he did just find me in the break room and watch me eat my sausage biscuit 😭

    
    Is that some sort of euphemism?
11. 2024-10-01 at 3:11 PM UTC

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    Fluttershy Short Bussy

    "Hello, my name is Gerome, I couldn't help notice you across the aisle and how beautiful you are, I know this is forward of me but I was wondering if you are single and if it would be possible you'd be interested in perhaps going for a coffee with me or dinner tonight"

    
    Throw in a few more “maybes” and “If it’s alright with you”s why don’t you
12. 2024-10-01 at 3:22 PM UTC

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    shitty titty Cripple Nipple

    Originally posted by Fluttershy Is that some sort of euphemism?

    
    No! I ate breakfast and made coffee.
    
    Also there is this super fancy water machine that makes the water fizzy or adds electrolytes or flavors the water. I’m most impressed with that at this point.
13. 2024-10-01 at 3:24 PM UTC

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Wow, you finally got over covid.
    I'm very proud of you Frala.
    Was it awkward going back with all the weight gain?
14. 2024-10-01 at 3:24 PM UTC

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    🦄🌈 Soyboy - vaxxed and octoboosted 💉 (we beat covid!) 👬💕👭🍀 (🍩✊) Tuskegee Airman
    Now you have to learn to wear clothes and leave your house again, which can't be easy for you either.
15. 2024-10-01 at 3:32 PM UTC

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    shitty titty Cripple Nipple

    Originally posted by 🦄🌈 MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING - vaxxed and octoboosted 💉 (we beat covid!) 👬💕👭🍀 (🍩✊) Now you have to learn to wear clothes and leave your house again, which can't be easy for you either.

    
    You sound very upset about all of this! They gave me more money so I’m fine and I look cute today in my crop top sweater (work appropriate) and wedges thank you very much.
16. 2024-10-01 at 3:34 PM UTC

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    shitty titty Cripple Nipple

    Originally posted by Fonaplats Wow, you finally got over covid.
    I'm very proud of you Frala.
    Was it awkward going back with all the weight gain?

    
    Look I’m not the one calling every hospital on Ohio crying and coughing ok.
17. 2024-10-01 at 3:34 PM UTC

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    🦄🌈 Soyboy - vaxxed and octoboosted 💉 (we beat covid!) 👬💕👭🍀 (🍩✊) Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by shitty titty You sound very upset about all of this!

    
    It keeps me up at night.
18. 2024-10-01 at 3:42 PM UTC

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    shitty titty Cripple Nipple

    Originally posted by 🦄🌈 MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING - vaxxed and octoboosted 💉 (we beat covid!) 👬💕👭🍀 (🍩✊) It keeps me up at night.

    
    You need someone to keep you up at night you foul mood piss ant!
19. 2024-10-01 at 4:12 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    i would like to submit my application
20. 2024-10-16 at 11:27 PM UTC

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    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    So I found out today that my black bf at work runs a forum called honkieson.earth