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Football Sunday Discussion & Criticisms (Mostly just be critciizing people as always with no real on topic discussion)

  1. #1
    Bradley Florida Man
    Folks I know people who look forward to watching the first kick off on Sunday at noon, they get their snacks ready, they post up in the recliner, they're wearing their favorite team hat, and this is the craziest partt

    They're emotionally invested.

    I watch them get happy, get angry, have bad mondays, have good afternoons all because of a handful of athletes throwing around a football.

    Andyou know me, I love football, I love when they slam dunk that shit like you know Michael Jordan. My favorite football player is Muhammed Ali of course, the Greatest of All Times. The last lap is my favorite, you know when all the accidents happen.

    But I just can't fathom sittin down at noon and watching a flat screen for 10 1/2 hours, don't forget the 3 1/2 hours on Monday, Thursday as well. Like I can't even sit through an hourlong documentary

    just the crazy part is when the team they're the most gay for rloses because of a call or a trick shot or bad call and they're yellin, they're huffin, th ey need to go smoke three cigarettes back to back to back just to overcome the extreme EMOTIONAL PAIN they're experiencing.

    And I don't watch the game, I watch people and just can't understand. I just don understand fuyz

    jus imgaine
  2. #2
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    You are a liar and a snake Brad.
    Stop sending shit to my mom...



    She called flipping out.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #3
    footballs, "american" football and british one, are gay.
  4. #4
    Fluttershy African Astronaut
    Micheal Jordan isn’t a football player you’re thinking of the other black guy
  5. #5
    Fluttershy African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats You are a liar and a snake Brad.
    Stop sending shit to my mom…



    She called flipping out.
    LEAVE MAMA PLATS ALONE!!!!!!!
  6. #6
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Originally posted by Fonaplats You are a liar and a snake Brad.
    Stop sending shit to my mom…



    She called flipping out.

    Lmfao
  7. #7
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Also Brad you’re a real snob and I hope you know that. Just bc you woke up and went shopping in the fancy part of town this morning doesn’t make you better than everyone now.
  8. #8
    Bradley Florida Man
    Sorry I couldn't hear u over my snobby sushi extra snob
  9. #9
    Bradley Florida Man
    Slob on my sushi snob
  10. #10
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I love soccer!
  11. #11
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Originally posted by Bradley Sorry I couldn't hear u over my snobby sushi extra snob

    lol I hope that sush gives you diarrhea
  12. #12
    Fluttershy African Astronaut
    Originally posted by shitty titty Also Brad you’re a real snob and I hope you know that. Just bc you woke up and went shopping in the fancy part of town this morning doesn’t make you better than everyone now.

    Has it been 5 days yet?
    I’m starting to miss the telegram ;-;
  13. #13
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Originally posted by Fluttershy Has it been 5 days yet?
    I’m starting to miss the telegram ;-;

    OH BOY BOY BOY
  14. #14
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Remember what I told you about the SUBURBS
  15. #15
    Fluttershy African Astronaut
    Originally posted by shitty titty Remember what I told you about the SUBURBS

    Yeah yeah you can check out but you can never leave or something like that
  16. #16
    Bradley Florida Man
    I asked them if we could turn on C-Span and listne to the south florida representative give a speech on reducing agricultural taxes and the affect it would have on the local economy because we've been watching football all day...


    dude looked at me and said "are you serious?"
  17. #17
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Fluttershy Yeah yeah you can check out but you can never leave or something like that

    Youo're rejoining telegramr?????????????

    I missed u
  18. #18
    Fluttershy African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley Youo're rejoining telegramr?????????????

    I missed u

    If i do it will be out of boredom and likely short lived.
  19. #19
    Bradley Florida Man
    wellin that case im gonna just focus on hw
  20. #20
    Fluttershy African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley wellin that case im gonna just focus on hw

    No help me shit up the forum with quips and bits and ruses and such
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