2024-09-29 at 4:29 PM UTC
Folks I know people who look forward to watching the first kick off on Sunday at noon, they get their snacks ready, they post up in the recliner, they're wearing their favorite team hat, and this is the craziest partt
They're emotionally invested.
I watch them get happy, get angry, have bad mondays, have good afternoons all because of a handful of athletes throwing around a football.
Andyou know me, I love football, I love when they slam dunk that shit like you know Michael Jordan. My favorite football player is Muhammed Ali of course, the Greatest of All Times. The last lap is my favorite, you know when all the accidents happen.
But I just can't fathom sittin down at noon and watching a flat screen for 10 1/2 hours, don't forget the 3 1/2 hours on Monday, Thursday as well. Like I can't even sit through an hourlong documentary
just the crazy part is when the team they're the most gay for rloses because of a call or a trick shot or bad call and they're yellin, they're huffin, th ey need to go smoke three cigarettes back to back to back just to overcome the extreme EMOTIONAL PAIN they're experiencing.
And I don't watch the game, I watch people and just can't understand. I just don understand fuyz
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2024-09-29 at 4:49 PM UTC
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
You are a liar and a snake Brad.
Stop sending shit to my mom...
She called flipping out.
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2024-09-29 at 4:50 PM UTC
footballs, "american" football and british one, are gay.
2024-09-29 at 6:59 PM UTC
Micheal Jordan isn’t a football player you’re thinking of the other black guy
2024-09-29 at 7:38 PM UTC
Also Brad you’re a real snob and I hope you know that. Just bc you woke up and went shopping in the fancy part of town this morning doesn’t make you better than everyone now.
2024-09-29 at 8:43 PM UTC
Sorry I couldn't hear u over my snobby sushi extra snob
2024-09-29 at 8:55 PM UTC
Remember what I told you about the SUBURBS
2024-09-29 at 9:06 PM UTC
I asked them if we could turn on C-Span and listne to the south florida representative give a speech on reducing agricultural taxes and the affect it would have on the local economy because we've been watching football all day...
dude looked at me and said "are you serious?"
2024-09-29 at 9:38 PM UTC
wellin that case im gonna just focus on hw
