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What's in your knickers drawer?

  1. #1
    Kafka sweaty (banned)
    I feel nosy so send pics. This is mine. There's more stuff in there but it's hard to find.



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    Bradley Florida Man
    Kafka you're the most unique person in this forum
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    Bradley Florida Man
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    ummm in my niggers drawer is a dragon dildo, and assortment of meth pipes, a handwritten trianglist bible that I wrote while on tek. An entire case of expired bundy. All the clothes are in a big ole pile on the floor

    my closets and chests are like portals to another realm that contain lost memories and times from yonder. I've been alive too long and I find stuff I bought in 2019 before covid unopened when I haD money and i'm like wtf even year is it? is this just a halluciation? where am i?
  5. #5
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Kafka I feel nosy so send pics. This is mine. There's more stuff in there but it's hard to find.




    I don't have a knickers drawer, I'm a sasquatsch. I just have a rack with clean stuff and a pile with dirty stuff. It's bad. I'm autistic.

    You also forgot one thing in your drawer, my motherfucking face, nigga! Fuck yeah. So hot.
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    Gridlocke Houston
    Kniggers
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    Gridlocke Houston
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood ummm in my niggers drawer is a dragon dildo, and assortment of meth pipes, a handwritten trianglist bible that I wrote while on tek. An entire case of expired bundy. All the clothes are in a big ole pile on the floor

    my closets and chests are like portals to another realm that contain lost memories and times from yonder. I've been alive too long and I find stuff I bought in 2019 before covid unopened when I haD money and i'm like wtf even year is it? is this just a halluciation? where am i?

    Dude can I buy that bible from you?
  8. #8
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I wrote it on the back of legal documents I got sent from the government from the crack shacke exploding in like 2014 and even some shit from 2011 I wrote triangles all over it. I can never show anyone those documents or I will get locked up in a psych ward for the rest of my life



    I was gonna send it to roshambo in prison and warn him about the government trying to eat his brain but I know that every piece of mail is scanned into a database so i'm kinda glad I didn't
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  9. #9
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    I guess knickers are draws? My underwear gets folded and put in a little basket. I have a cigarette/junk drawer and above it a Crouton drawer right next to me. They are more important than an underwear drawer.
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  10. #10
    Kafka sweaty (banned)
    One of my aunts would iron her underwear.
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    icecream Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Kafka One of my aunts would iron her underwear.

    probably made them nice and warm
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    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by icecream probably made them nice and warm

    Imagine putting them on freshly ironed on a cold winter morning. It would be exhilarating
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    icecream Yung Blood
    Originally posted by trippymindfuk Imagine putting them on freshly ironed on a cold winter morning. It would be exhilarating

    oh hell yeah
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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by Kafka One of my aunts would iron her underwear.

    I'm willing to bet that most of the people on here have microwaved there underwear and socks.
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    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Originally posted by Instigator I'm willing to bet that most of the people on here have microwaved there underwear and socks.

    Absolutely not
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    Fluttershy African Astronaut
    Originally posted by trippymindfuk Imagine putting them on freshly ironed on a cold winter morning. It would be exhilarating

    Do you often fantasize about the exhilarating feeling of putting woman’s underwear on on a cold winter morning?
  17. #17
    Kafka sweaty (banned)
    She didn't iron them to keep them warm, she'd do it before she put them away. I leave my socks and undies on a heater for awhile before wearing them.
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    Kafka sweaty (banned)
    I just realised now that I don't iron anything.
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    Bradley Florida Man
    I'm the iron man
  20. #20
    Fluttershy African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fluttershy Do you often fantasize about the exhilarating feeling of putting woman’s underwear on on a cold winter morning?

    I know I do!
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