2024-09-28 at 10:39 PM UTC
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2024-09-28 at 10:45 PM UTC
Kafka you're the most unique person in this forum
2024-09-29 at 1:08 AM UTC
ummm in my niggers drawer is a dragon dildo, and assortment of meth pipes, a handwritten trianglist bible that I wrote while on tek. An entire case of expired bundy. All the clothes are in a big ole pile on the floor
my closets and chests are like portals to another realm that contain lost memories and times from yonder. I've been alive too long and I find stuff I bought in 2019 before covid unopened when I haD money and i'm like wtf even year is it? is this just a halluciation? where am i?
2024-09-29 at 1:25 AM UTC
I wrote it on the back of legal documents I got sent from the government from the crack shacke exploding in like 2014 and even some shit from 2011 I wrote triangles all over it. I can never show anyone those documents or I will get locked up in a psych ward for the rest of my life
I was gonna send it to roshambo in prison and warn him about the government trying to eat his brain but I know that every piece of mail is scanned into a database so i'm kinda glad I didn't
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2024-09-29 at 1:54 AM UTC
I guess knickers are draws? My underwear gets folded and put in a little basket. I have a cigarette/junk drawer and above it a Crouton drawer right next to me. They are more important than an underwear drawer.
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2024-09-29 at 2:06 AM UTC
One of my aunts would iron her underwear.
2024-09-29 at 2:10 PM UTC
She didn't iron them to keep them warm, she'd do it before she put them away. I leave my socks and undies on a heater for awhile before wearing them.
2024-09-29 at 2:12 PM UTC
I just realised now that I don't iron anything.