Why Having A Penis RULES!

1. 2024-08-31 at 1:37 AM UTC

   #21
   Dirtbag African Astronaut
   I'm having a vague flashback of watching T.V while Cam tended to me.
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2. 2024-08-31 at 1:39 AM UTC

   #22
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   I'm thinking about having a jolly good wank but I gotta wait 2 hours till i can go to sleep :(
3. 2024-08-31 at 3:08 AM UTC

   #23
   Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

   Originally posted by blackbird You can draw eyes on it and pretend it’s a snake.

   
   because children are less like to object to being inserted by a toy ?
4. 2024-08-31 at 4:28 AM UTC

   #24
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

   Originally posted by Kingoftoes 3: You can put food on your erect cock, bend your cock downwards, and let go to fling it into your mouth like a slingshot.

   
   I always thought of that more like a trebuchet
5. 2024-08-31 at 5:51 AM UTC

   #25
   

   Elbow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Grimace I always thought of that more like a trebuchet

   
   It's clearly an onager.
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6. 2024-08-31 at 12:24 PM UTC

   #26
   

   Kingoftoes Houston

   Originally posted by Dirtbag Idk how you're not all living in fear of it being cut off by a vengeful ex or a hoodlum. Your orgasms don't last long and you have to do all the work during sex.

   
   That's the fun part.
   
   Sex is a workout.
7. 2024-08-31 at 3:15 PM UTC

   #27
   Warcry Certified lover boy (banned)

   Originally posted by Kingoftoes 1: You can fuck people, that's cool.
   
   2: You can whip out your dick and shoot piss everywhere and anywhere you want, you don't have to wipe either. Are you drunk and need to piss in at a Denny's at 3AM, Go to the dumpster whip out your cock and piss really quick.
   
   3: You can put food on your erect cock, bend your cock downwards, and let go to fling it into your mouth like a slingshot.
   
   4: You can slap people with your dick.

   
   i like to slap young girls or 16 yr olds with my dick if they let me.
8. 2024-08-31 at 3:30 PM UTC

   #28
   Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Warcry i like to slap young girls or 16 yr olds with my dick if they let me.

   
   try a six yearl old and i guarantee you you wouldnt want to go back to 16 again.
   
   eve^6
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