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Terror attack outside U.K. Parliament, dozens injured

  1. #41
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by reject Nobody drives pick ups here, we're not small dicked faggots

    nobody can afford them...much less figure out how to drive them, you limey prius-driving faggot
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  2. #42
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The people he killed, he knocked them right over the railing and right off the bridge, where they plunged a hundred feet to the river below.
  3. #43
    Originally posted by infinityshock nobody can afford them…much less figure out how to drive them, you limey prius-driving faggot

    Says the nation of people who don't understand how to use a manual gearbox
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  4. #44
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL The people he killed, he knocked them right over the railing and right off the bridge, where they plunged a hundred feet to the river below.

    that's not that far of a fall. I used to do it all the time
  5. #45
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by reject Says the nation of people who don't understand how to use a manual gearbox

    you have no clue what you're talking about. my first car was manual.

    I bet you wouldn't make it five blocks in my truck before fucking something up
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  6. #46
    bling bling Dark Matter
    Originally posted by -SpectraL There's no contradiction, son. The various shadow governments recruit these fools to do exactly what they do, and then they wring it out in the mainstream media to bring in even more Draconian measures, under that noble banner of safety and security, while all the while bringing in even more of these nutcases into the country to do even more damage to society, so they can exert even more control over that very society they are corrupting from within. It ain't hard math. Oldest trick in the book, actually, but most retards today are too dumbed down, ignorant and unintelligent to recognize anything important, like history.

    how hoax was the attack that happened today on westminster on a scale from 1 to 10 - 1` being it realy wos a mad paki to 5 -being the ppl wot done the attack were mind controled by agents an 10 being it wos a holographic projection
  7. #47
    bling bling Dark Matter
    (T)—Truth or Square: truth—without lies; square—something you firmly believe.
  8. #48
    Originally posted by infinityshock you have no clue what you're talking about. my first car was manual.

    I bet you wouldn't make it five blocks in my truck before fucking something up

    Yea I'd probably keep trying to change gear and getting distracted when there's no clutch or gear shift
  9. #49
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by bling bling how hoax was the attack that happened today on westminster on a scale from 1 to 10 - 1` being it realy wos a mad paki to 5 -being the ppl wot done the attack were mind controled by agents an 10 being it wos a holographic projection

    5
  10. #50
    bling bling Dark Matter
    4 beign pakis wot olways sit arond smokin bud an plottin watching this mornign show
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  11. #51
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by bling bling 4 beign pakis wot olways sit arond smokin bud an plottin watching this mornign show

    dey r nt pak, dey r mohoomids
  12. #52
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock you have no clue what you're talking about. my first car was manual.

    pix or it dint happen.
  13. #53
    Originally posted by bling bling i seen a tesla today on my road i dashed in front of it an it got rear ended by some waki paki he wos pisst lol so lolzy

    Why did you dash in front of it? I see them every 5 minutes or so.. they're like fucking Prius out here in Cali.. fuckers are everywhere.
  14. #54
    Originally posted by reject Says the nation of people who don't understand how to use a manual gearbox

    I bet I can drive one better than you. Try driving on on Knob hill going up Jones LOL I bet you would fuck up once you were forced to stop in traffic rolling backwards causing a pileup
  15. #55
    Nah just hold the clutch. Simple as
  16. #56
    Originally posted by reject Nah just hold the clutch. Simple as

    ... Hey what's burning??? Oh let the clutch out dude


    ping ping ping ping ping grunt grunt

    CRASH!
  17. #57
    Oh yeah well you drive on the wrong side.
  18. #58
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 I bet I can drive one better than you. Try driving on on Knob hill going up Jones LOL I bet you would fuck up once you were forced to stop in traffic rolling backwards causing a pileup

    you just hold the handbrake until you feel the gears biting, then let of handbrake and you're off. manuals are the norm here. automatics are kinda rare. maybe not rare but you dont get em a lot.
  19. #59
    Originally posted by NARCassist you just hold the handbrake until you feel the gears biting, then let of handbrake and you're off.

    Gradient 31.5% (17.5°)

    You just don't get it. You will be buying a new clutch and new brakes driving up and down such a steep grade. You can do it.. and you will probably start off like that but there is that fine balance of barely holding the clutch in and foot on gas just to hold it so you don't roll backwards.
  20. #60
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I'd like to get Captain FailFalcon's take on this. After all, these are his people, so he should be able to give an informed viewpoint on it.
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