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2024 Paris Olympics Opening Ceremony

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    Live now. Looks like they went full satan.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I would have made the opening ceremony a classic interpretation of Islamic beheadings
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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Unvainnaimable
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    I hope the events are going to be all inclusive this time...more blacks swimming.

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    I’m so excited. I’m fucking depressed without football.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by frala I’m so excited. I’m fucking depressed without football.

    That's because you aren't playing the hottest game of the summer
  7. #7
    I CANNOT BELIEVE THE NBC CORPORATION PROMOTED A THREESOME AT THE OPENING CEREMONY
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    Wowowowowowowow
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    All these kids are gonna grow up to be slutty athletes now
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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Ah yes, ye ole Olympic villagebrothel
  11. #11
    This gives a whole new meaning to fucking for sport
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  12. #12
    Bradley Florida Man
    I'm so confused guys what happened!!!

    We have the olympics on but it's in spanish so I haven't been able to really care enough to pay attention!!!

    I can't see OP's video in the United States!!!
  13. #13
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Why isn’t there Olympic football or baseball? The Olympics are racist as fuck against us
  14. #14
    There was an entire library threeseome segment

    And also I’m gonna tell you what if one of these countries showed up and was like hey we have two athletes that want to compete I’d be like no go back and get the rest of the country bc two won’t do especially since we are doing this threesome thing now
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    Baseball is fucking gay
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    Bradley Florida Man
    no olympic nascar???
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  17. #17
    Bradley Florida Man
    The athletes wear too much clothes. It is very much a boner killer.

    Call me when they start showing some cheeks or sumthin idgaf about some nigga running really fast or some lady throwing a heavy stone, the fuck? I cam ehere for the cheeks

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    Bradley Florida Man
    I can't jack off to you throwing a fucking rock
  19. #19
    Bradley Florida Man
    Or can I?

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    I’ll call you WHEN THE MEN!S GYMNASTICS STARTS
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