2024 Paris Olympics Opening Ceremony

1. 2024-07-26 at 8:16 PM UTC

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   Donald Trump Black Hole
   
   
   Live now. Looks like they went full satan.
2. 2024-07-26 at 8:18 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   I would have made the opening ceremony a classic interpretation of Islamic beheadings
   
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   • ner vegas
3. 2024-07-26 at 8:21 PM UTC

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   Instigator Space Nigga [the staring tame crusher]
   Unvainnaimable
4. 2024-07-26 at 8:26 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I hope the events are going to be all inclusive this time...more blacks swimming.
   
   
5. 2024-07-26 at 9:54 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I’m so excited. I’m fucking depressed without football.
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6. 2024-07-26 at 10:50 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by frala I’m so excited. I’m fucking depressed without football.

   
   That's because you aren't playing the hottest game of the summer
   
7. 2024-07-27 at 12:48 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I CANNOT BELIEVE THE NBC CORPORATION PROMOTED A THREESOME AT THE OPENING CEREMONY
8. 2024-07-27 at 12:48 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Wowowowowowowow
9. 2024-07-27 at 12:49 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   All these kids are gonna grow up to be slutty athletes now
10. 2024-07-27 at 12:52 AM UTC

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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Ah yes, ye ole Olympic villagebrothel
11. 2024-07-27 at 12:54 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    This gives a whole new meaning to fucking for sport
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12. 2024-07-27 at 1 AM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man [my infernally top-secret etiology]
    I'm so confused guys what happened!!!
    
    We have the olympics on but it's in spanish so I haven't been able to really care enough to pay attention!!!
    
    I can't see OP's video in the United States!!!
13. 2024-07-27 at 1:06 AM UTC

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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Why isn’t there Olympic football or baseball? The Olympics are racist as fuck against us
14. 2024-07-27 at 1:10 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    There was an entire library threeseome segment
    
    And also I’m gonna tell you what if one of these countries showed up and was like hey we have two athletes that want to compete I’d be like no go back and get the rest of the country bc two won’t do especially since we are doing this threesome thing now
15. 2024-07-27 at 1:14 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Baseball is fucking gay
16. 2024-07-27 at 1:29 AM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man [my infernally top-secret etiology]
    no olympic nascar???
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    • Lanny
17. 2024-07-27 at 1:31 AM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man [my infernally top-secret etiology]
    The athletes wear too much clothes. It is very much a boner killer.
    
    Call me when they start showing some cheeks or sumthin idgaf about some nigga running really fast or some lady throwing a heavy stone, the fuck? I cam ehere for the cheeks
    
    
18. 2024-07-27 at 1:31 AM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man [my infernally top-secret etiology]
    I can't jack off to you throwing a fucking rock
19. 2024-07-27 at 1:32 AM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man [my infernally top-secret etiology]
    Or can I?
    
    
20. 2024-07-27 at 1:47 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I’ll call you WHEN THE MEN!S GYMNASTICS STARTS