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Sick for 4 weeks
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2024-07-16 at 1:06 PM UTC
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2024-07-16 at 1:09 PM UTCI couldn't find anyone to help me get an X-ray.
I couldn't find anyone at all actually.
Anyways I went somewhere else and found a staffed office with a radioactive source material set up to X-ray me. -
2024-07-16 at 3:34 PM UTC
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2024-07-16 at 3:38 PM UTCDo you have tuberculosis?
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2024-07-16 at 3:56 PM UTC
Originally posted by frala Do you have tuberculosis?
In the heart of Alabama, there dwells a woman named Lauren,
With a love for taco salads, she's a sight quite endearin'.
Her laughter rings out like a rooster in distress,
Yet she chuckles with gusto, her joy knows no less.
She waddles through life in her late 30s, like a penguin on ice,
With a warmth in her heart, despite her hefty size.
Her scent speaks of Alabama, sweet and strong,
A reminder of where she's from, where she belongs.
Beside her stands Lanny, a hostage of love,
Caught in her embrace, like a hand in a glove.
He cannot escape, for fear of being squished,
Yet in her arms, there's a strange comfort he's wished.
Their romance, unconventional, some might say,
Bound by fate's twist in an Alabama way.
For Lauren and Lanny, it's a tale of devotion,
In a land where love defies all notion.
So here's to Lauren, with her taco salad delight,
And to Lanny, who stays by her side day and night.
In Alabama's embrace, their story unfolds,
Where love, in its strangeness, surely holds.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-07-16 at 4:10 PM UTCThat was so cute 🥰 and I just made taco salad the other day.
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2024-07-16 at 4:29 PM UTC
So I asked chatgpt...
This statement appears to be part of a medical report or imaging interpretation. Let's break it down:
1. **No definite acute cardiopulmonary process:**
- This suggests that there is no clear evidence of an acute (sudden or recent) problem affecting the heart or lungs.
2. **Increased prominence of the right hilum is favored to reflect pulmonary vasculature:**
- The right hilum is a central structure in the lung where blood vessels and bronchi enter and exit. "Increased prominence" here likely means that the blood vessels around the right hilum appear more noticeable or prominent than usual.
- "Favored to reflect pulmonary vasculature" indicates that this increased prominence is likely due to the blood vessels (vasculature) in the lungs.
3. **Although CT is recommended to exclude adenopathy/mass on a nonemergent basis:**
- CT (computed tomography) is suggested to further investigate and rule out the possibility of adenopathy (enlarged lymph nodes) or mass (abnormal growth or tumor).
- The use of "on a nonemergent basis" implies that this CT scan is not urgent and can be done as part of routine follow-up or evaluation rather than immediately.
In summary, the statement is describing a situation where there are no clear signs of acute heart or lung issues, but there is an observation of increased visibility of blood vessels around the right hilum on imaging. A CT scan is recommended to confirm that this visibility is indeed due to normal pulmonary vasculature and to rule out any enlarged lymph nodes or masses, though this is not urgent.
^what I got out of this was they just made $700 for not telling me anything.
I guess I'm just fucked. -
2024-07-16 at 6:36 PM UTCRuined my commute home by making me look at memes about best friends dressing alike and photoshopping images of people we know online.
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2024-07-16 at 7:02 PM UTC
Originally posted by Fonaplats Oh hey doc, might it just be a biological weapon of mass destruction developed by the USA and China?
She said no…
That's good. I don't care how it came about but it's real. the vax might be a weapon but I have lung issues so I got mine. I didn't think everyone needed them
but just because someone created the fucking thing in a lab doesn't mean its fake. either way you would treat it like you would influenza. rest, fluids, pray, rest, try and watch comedy or something to cheer you up, crack jokes, rest. don't be depressed about it if possible like "What if I die from this" just stay positive. -
2024-07-16 at 7:03 PM UTCand crawl into the shower (not get in it) and run hot water and shut the door, turn off the fan, do it in the dark if you want and deep slow breathes and after 5 minutes try and hauk tu that shit into the shower. try and break that shit up.
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2024-07-16 at 7:05 PM UTCfor funzies and to see the level of phlegm seriousnesssess I hauk loogies on the shower wall and see how green or yellow it is. keep doing this until it clears up a bit. if there is blood in it, let the advice nurse know over the phone. but keep trying to cough that shit up.
obviously let the shower clean it off the wall afterwards -
2024-07-16 at 7:07 PM UTC
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2024-07-16 at 7:43 PM UTC
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2024-07-16 at 8:10 PM UTC
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2024-07-16 at 8:31 PM UTC
Originally posted by Fonaplats Not gonna lie, this kinda reminds me of bath salts and never sleeping although I'm not super paranoid thank God.
Anyways I'm really not looking forward to loosing a bunch of overtime because I couldn't breath and a quack doctor thought it be funny to help me out by inducing physcosis and delirium.
stop bragging and sleep. what a weird thing to post about. you can die if you don't take shit shit seriously -
2024-07-16 at 9:20 PM UTC
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2024-07-16 at 10:42 PM UTC
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2024-07-16 at 11:13 PM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny Lanny wow. I offered so much health advice and this is the shit I get from you.
young people die too. and you're pushing 30 and closing in on Middle Age where shit starts to slowly go down hill
Listen here Ponderosa Pete, I'm doing my thing and working my game. I get that your sister was a nurse that did such a good job you somehow got fired in an unrelated field. Unable to understand the madness that you repeatedly vote for in shitty California, you sleep in your car as illegal immigrant GG steals your stuff and lives in a warm house.
You drive around on $7 a gallon gas because to you that's acceptable.
Oh woah is the Wonzy for he's been wronged. It's not like he's a registered Democrat...
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Ive just been trying to follow the doctors orders and documenting it while apparently being harassed by a 1 star Uber driver about the way I choose to live my life.
FREE
I've been down this road with you before big shot, big man, big fella.
And it always end with you trying to get me to buy an electric leaf blower like some pompous ass hole.
I already passed your guy chrush's address along to get you to find peace or pop like a watermelon.
If you didn't get it I guess you should find better friends.
I found the old fella living large down south 6 months ago and I got everything but the color of his tightly whities.
What's it worth to ya?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-07-16 at 11:46 PM UTCHope you feel better FluplatsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-07-17 at 6:12 AM UTC
