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  1. #61
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Netflxchillr Reaching my old- haggard-ugly-fatty nobody wants me, now!! Stage…

    prove it ;)
  2. #62
    Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny are you saying English Men are more likely to have effeminate traits ?

    no. i was saying he has unnatural interest for mens body parts.
  3. #63
    Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kinkou women's small shirts/waist
    medium bottoms

    5'4" 145lbs

    emmmm .... little girl.

    every man that has been with you is a closeted peado.
  4. #64
    Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's only gay if you cuddle after.

    cuddling is in the faggoted territory
  5. #65
    Semiazas Tuskegee Airman
    6'0 (actually 5'11 without basketball shoes on but I don't want to be 5'11)

    Im that fattest I've ever been. Partially because I'm not exercising much and partially because of a medication Im taking
  6. #66
    Bradley Florida Man
    How come i'm the only one who uploads pics
  7. #67
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Dirtbag I was going to give Bradley life-saving advice but ig I'd rather see him rot.

    Was it something mean like "Get a toupe" or some shit
  8. #68
    Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood prove it ;)




    But hey!
    Not everybody can dig being an “unafraid,” all natural~ no Botox, no Fillers… old BOSS!!




    *disclaimer: I am not knocking those who feel they have to do cosmetics. To each their own!
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  9. #69
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Netflxchillr


    But hey!
    Not everybody can dig being an “unafraid,” all natural~ no Botox, no Fillers… old BOSS!!




    *disclaimer: I am not knocking those who feel they have to do cosmetics. To each their own!

    My friend in Ireland gets botox injections regularly and she's only 26 years old, do you have any advice for her?
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  10. #70
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Grimace 6ft, 205lbs after my vacation, but normally 192lbs.

    192 specifically? Damn nigga, you watching you weight for the cheer squad or what?
  11. #71
    Originally posted by Netflxchillr Oh hey there Jboo! How is you?😘

    Oh & Say, I’m a wondering if’n you yet to have reached the:
    you’re going to whisk my fat-ass off into paradise & luv’um me, forever “stage”? YET??!

    *can’t be a waiting forever, ya know!

    I love that you still love him lol.

    Just let it happen Steve. You know you want that 4th wife.
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  12. #72
    Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala I love that you still love him lol.

    Just let it happen Steve. You know you want that 4th wife.

    me a wife? Oh no.. LaLa
    That didn’t work out the first time around! I’ve been very happily re-singled since 2003


    But OT: I’ve been trying to get Steve to make me some hot chocolate for flip’n years. Just gotta give him chit for NEVER doing it!
  13. #73
    Omfg make her some hot cocoa you fucking bitch.
  14. #74
    Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Heheheh….
  15. #75
    Originally posted by frala I love that you still love him lol.

    Just let it happen Steve. You know you want that 4th wife.

    Fucking lol
  16. #76
    Originally posted by Netflxchillr me a wife? Oh no.. LaLa
    That didn’t work out the first time around! I’ve been very happily re-singled since 2003


    But OT: I’ve been trying to get Steve to make me some hot chocolate for flip’n years. Just gotta give him chit for NEVER doing it!

    I'm all keto now, no hot chocolate..even the keto hot chocolate has like 6g carbs in it
  17. #77
    Nobody cares about you having any cocoa. You’re making it for the lady.
  18. #78
    Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    time is a friend and an foe
    the very time that have rendered her fuckable (legally) then
    is also the very same time that is now rendering her unfuckable (biologically)
    time giveth and time taketh
    unforgetable as it is unforgiving
    immutable and irreversible
  19. #79
    Originally posted by frala Nobody cares about you having any cocoa. You’re making it for the lady.

    wow
  20. #80
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina time is a friend and an foe
    the very time that have rendered her fuckable (legally) then
    is also the very same time that is now rendering her unfuckable (biologically)
    time giveth and time taketh
    unforgetable as it is unforgiving
    immutable and irreversible

    Don't give up your day job brah.
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