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  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Bradley Always love when people purport predictions made being fulfilled but you only hear about them AFTER the event.

    Paul Wozny knew 9/11 would happen on the 12th of September type shit.

    If someone made a prophecy 3 years prior and it comes true, does you not hearing about before it came true make it bunk?
  2. If you have a hundred million monkeys typing randomly on typewriters for millions of years, you'll eventually get a literary masterpiece.
  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ If you have a hundred million monkeys typing randomly on typewriters for millions of years, you'll eventually get a literary masterpiece.

    Sounds like you need more monkeys at your keyboard.
  4. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Sounds like you need more monkeys at your keyboard.

    I already have a full legion of flying monkeys at my disposal.
  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Bradley This old man whose opinion I take seriously said

    "Well see what happens next.

    They tried to do this bullshitw ith the January 6th trial, that didn't work.

    They tried to get him some felonies at the state level, that didn't work.

    Now they just had some dipshit throw a bullet at him, i guarantee there was some level of a conspiracy they'll never unravel, that didn't work.

    There will be something next."

    If you don't like the leader of your political opposition don't bitch and moan
    Just put up a candidate that is offering better
    You have 4 years to do this, you knew this would come
    That's how politics works


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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ If you have a hundred million monkeys typing randomly on typewriters for millions of years, you'll eventually get a literary masterpiece.

    Which masterpiece exactly?

    Coz it makes a difference


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  7. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by NARCassist If you don't like the leader of your political opposition don't bitch and moan
    Just put up a candidate that is offering better
    You have 4 years to do this, you knew this would come
    That's how politics works


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    u realize i support trump right
  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Bradley u realize i support trump right

    That wasn't aimed at you mate, soz. Was just an observation based on what you said

    Just meant it about the lefties


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  9. Bradley Florida Man
    What are the liberal/conservative parties called in your country again?
  10. Originally posted by NARCassist Which masterpiece exactly?

    Coz it makes a difference


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    Like a Shakespearian work.
  11. Originally posted by Bradley What are the liberal/conservative parties called in your country again?

    Blue Coats and Red Coats.
  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Bradley What are the liberal/conservative parties called in your country again?

    The Liberals and the Conservatives


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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    The clues in the name lol


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  14. The "Conservatives" changed their name to the "Progressive Conservatives", to get more in line with votes they might be able to get from the socialist communists.
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by NARCassist The Liberals and the Conservatives


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    i thought one of them was the labor party or some shit?
  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Bradley i thought one of them was the labor party or some shit?

    But you said the Liberal and Conservative parties


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  17. Bradley Florida Man
    So britain has more than 2 parties?
  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Yeah Cons and Labour, Liberals are like a lagging bronze medalist

    You get me?


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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    There are a few more too


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  20. Bradley Florida Man
    thanks for clearing that up, mate.


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