I have to shit so bad

1. 2024-07-10 at 10:08 PM UTC

   #1
   Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
   but I can't go poo poo
   
   so I just read Frala's shit posting instead
2. 2024-07-10 at 10:09 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I hope you are constipated for 5 days and cry yourself to sleep
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • ner vegas
3. 2024-07-10 at 10:14 PM UTC

   #3
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   time for an olive oil enema
4. 2024-07-10 at 10:41 PM UTC

   #4
   

   Bradley Florida Man [my infernally top-secret etiology]
   Try eating a small amount of bar soap
5. 2024-07-10 at 10:59 PM UTC

   #5
   Lanny Lanny African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bradley Try eating a small amount of bar soap

   
   Try knifing your own juggler with a dull spoon like you would with a grapefruit until you get it right
6. 2024-07-10 at 10:59 PM UTC

   #6
   Lanny Lanny African Astronaut

   Originally posted by frala I hope you are constipated for 5 days and cry yourself to sleep

   
   reading your post made me constipated
7. 2024-07-10 at 11:03 PM UTC

   #7
   

   Bradley Florida Man [my infernally top-secret etiology]

   Originally posted by Lanny Lanny Try knifing your own juggler with a dull spoon like you would with a grapefruit until you get it right

   
   dude it's a real cure, i'm not kidding. I dind't tell you to eat a lot bro just like a small shaving will do.
   
   le also ask
   What is the soap trick for constipation?
   Soap suds enema: Safety and how to administer
   Fill the enema bag with the recommended amount of warm, distilled water. Add the mild liquid soap to the water. Use a bath thermometer to ensure the water is at body temperature to prevent discomfort. Close the enema bag and gently shake it to thoroughly mix the soap and water.
   
   do u have a traffic cone or like a turkey baster u could use?
8. 2024-07-10 at 11:05 PM UTC

   #8
   Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
   eating soap is toxic.
   
   stop giving out medical advice
9. 2024-07-10 at 11:06 PM UTC

   #9
   Lanny Lanny African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bradley do u have a traffic cone or like a turkey baster u could use?

   
   Well my Anus isn't Goatse-Stretched out like yours is, Bradley
10. 2024-07-10 at 11:19 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny reading your post made me constipated

    
    Good
11. 2024-07-10 at 11:19 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man [my infernally top-secret etiology]

    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny Well my Anus isn't Goatse-Stretched out like yours is, Bradley

    
    Wanna change that?
12. 2024-07-10 at 11:22 PM UTC

    #12
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bradley Wanna change that?

    
    No, FAGGOT. But I'll shove a GOATS head in yours if you would like. not even decapitated either.
13. 2024-07-10 at 11:24 PM UTC

    #13
    

    Bradley Florida Man [my infernally top-secret etiology]
    I can see why you have so few friends and why people who get to know you wish they hadn't.
14. 2024-07-10 at 11:25 PM UTC

    #14
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bradley I can see why you have so few friends and why people who get to know you wish they hadn't.

    
    Stop thread stalking me, Faggot