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I have to shit so bad

  1. #1
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    but I can't go poo poo

    so I just read Frala's shit posting instead
  2. #2
    I hope you are constipated for 5 days and cry yourself to sleep
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #3
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    time for an olive oil enema
  4. #4
    Bradley Florida Man
    Try eating a small amount of bar soap
  5. #5
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley Try eating a small amount of bar soap

    Try knifing your own juggler with a dull spoon like you would with a grapefruit until you get it right
  6. #6
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala I hope you are constipated for 5 days and cry yourself to sleep

    reading your post made me constipated
  7. #7
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny Try knifing your own juggler with a dull spoon like you would with a grapefruit until you get it right

    dude it's a real cure, i'm not kidding. I dind't tell you to eat a lot bro just like a small shaving will do.

    le also ask
    What is the soap trick for constipation?
    Soap suds enema: Safety and how to administer
    Fill the enema bag with the recommended amount of warm, distilled water. Add the mild liquid soap to the water. Use a bath thermometer to ensure the water is at body temperature to prevent discomfort. Close the enema bag and gently shake it to thoroughly mix the soap and water.

    do u have a traffic cone or like a turkey baster u could use?
  8. #8
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    eating soap is toxic.

    stop giving out medical advice
  9. #9
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley do u have a traffic cone or like a turkey baster u could use?

    Well my Anus isn't Goatse-Stretched out like yours is, Bradley
  10. #10
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny reading your post made me constipated

    Good
  11. #11
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny Well my Anus isn't Goatse-Stretched out like yours is, Bradley

    Wanna change that?
  12. #12
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley Wanna change that?

    No, FAGGOT. But I'll shove a GOATS head in yours if you would like. not even decapitated either.
  13. #13
    Bradley Florida Man
    I can see why you have so few friends and why people who get to know you wish they hadn't.
  14. #14
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley I can see why you have so few friends and why people who get to know you wish they hadn't.

    Stop thread stalking me, Faggot
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