User Controls

Dog attacks cop

  1. #21
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That means 7 out of 100 llamas die at the hands of a coyote.

    coyotes have been attacking people in northern California lately. I used to go hiking and see a pack of them in at least 3 or 4s. the males look almost like German Shepards but up until the last 10 years or so it was rare to hear about attacks. occasionally on small pets left outside of homes.

    I have a video somewhere showing them chasing a racoon into some hedges. but the females are skinnier it seems. like foxes.

    I even seen them running through parking lots at the local mall we used to live near. I rarely see them in Berkeley unless I go into the park but we have a shitload of stupid deer running out into traffic all the time. didn't see deer much until I moved back to the bay.
  2. #22
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    when in doubt, get a guard llama
  3. #23
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny No they dont I had one. they dont unclamp either. this thing was like an alliGAYtor. you can't open its fucking mouth. I had to spray pepper spray in my dogs throat when i was playing with him, had a sock puppet and he clamped down. no teeth in my hand but the pressure was like a vice grip. he gagged and then came at me again when I pulled it out and I just threw the puppet at him to shred to bits. fucker was shitting "Dog rope" from the puppet fabric and had to have it pulled out of his ass because it wouldn't break free.

    I miss that dog. fucker was a lunatic. and he was a runt. he was half size pitbull. they don't have much of a neck either. its just shoulder to head with a thick neck. so trying to choke it out is like trying to grab at rage. they're real good at breaking free and hard to hold onto vs other dogs.

    Alright, then just grab it by the back legs and pull them apart like a wishbone.
  4. #24
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    if it was so focused on piglet that baldy couldn't get its attention he could've gone behind and pinned it down then used the baton or whatever else to force its jaw open
  5. #25
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    fucking pulling its tail wtf

    the universal method for calming a dog down
  6. #26
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    knee on the dogs neck and a riot would break out if it died
  7. #27
    Spray pepper spray right down its throat.
  8. #28
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Spray pepper spray right down its throat.

    its the only way to get them to gag and stop biting
  9. #29
    If it's male, you could also grab its balls and squeeze with all your might.
  10. #30
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ If it's male, you could also grab its balls and squeeze with all your might.

    it could also turn on you and clamp down.

    pepper spray or mace is the only thing if you spray them with it. I wouldn't spray mace in their mouth, it's toxic. but pepper spray and they'll just fucking stop and start gagging and run off looking for water which will make it worse. it will keep them busy for 15-20 minutes
  11. #31
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny it could also turn on you and clamp down.

    pepper spray or mace is the only thing if you spray them with it. I wouldn't spray mace in their mouth, it's toxic. but pepper spray and they'll just fucking stop and start gagging and run off looking for water which will make it worse. it will keep them busy for 15-20 minutes

    pepper spray doesn't reliably stop a person, let alone an angry dog, and would you really trust those idiots not to spray themselves after how they tried to use the baton?
  12. #32
    Originally posted by ner vegas pepper spray doesn't reliably stop a person, let alone an angry dog, and would you really trust those idiots not to spray themselves after how they tried to use the baton?

    If you spray it right down its throat, it will probably gag, like Beige said.
  13. #33
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ner vegas pepper spray doesn't reliably stop a person, let alone an angry dog, and would you really trust those idiots not to spray themselves after how they tried to use the baton?

    I dind't say spray it in its eyes or snout as much as dump an entire bottle or bear spray down his fucking throat and watch him exasperate his breathing and start heaving.
Jump to Top