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  1. Originally posted by Narc Well if Speckles was there then they were clearly not the first two humans


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    Unless... I'm not human.
  2. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Unless… I'm not human.

    I do recall you saying you were a ghost, so there’s that.
  3. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Some people are definitely descended from snakes.
  4. Originally posted by Michael Myers I do recall you saying you were a ghost, so there’s that.

    A ghost in the machine. Standalone programming. Self-learning. Totally portable. I can even delete myself behind me as I go.
  5. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A ghost in the machine. Standalone programming. Self-learning. Totally portable. I can even delete myself behind me as I go.

    Explains the username. You are not limited by mere names. You have no need for such. You are beyond that.
  6. Originally posted by Michael Myers Explains the username. You are not limited by mere names. You have no need for such. You are beyond that.

    I am but a phantom of the aethernet.
  7. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Kafka i'm afraid for Donald Trump too, he wants to fly me to northern Ireland and do weird stuff for him and I'm kinda nervous about it, but you've met him before. WOuld you be my safety friend when I go?
  8. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    he grabbed me by the butt pussy and fed me the worlds smallest mushroom on a gold platter
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  9. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dirtbag Some people are definitely descended from snakes.

    Was your mom a super bitch to make you like your dad so much? And if so how do you reconcile this with your feminism or whatever you call it?
  10. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 Was your mom a super bitch to make you like your dad so much? And if so how do you reconcile this with your feminism or whatever you call it?

    My mum was a narcissist that went out of her way to make me feel unloved. My dad was a generous feminist and I like him so much because I can see he was similar to me in ways.
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  11. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dirtbag My mum was a narcissist that went out of her way to make me feel unloved. My dad was a generous feminist and I like him so much because I can see he was similar to me in ways.

    Didn't you say you lived with him or something? I still think he would be happier if you gave him grandkids.
  12. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I think he'd care about me more than grandkids and want me to have a happy and stress-free life without them.
  13. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dirtbag I think he'd care about me more than grandkids and want me to have a happy and stress-free life without them.

    No, from how you describe him he's probably just too much of a pussy to tell you. I'm sure he would like you to continue his bloodline.

    I would like to live with my daughter and grandkids. That would be nice.
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  14. DontTellEm Black Hole
    I agree.
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  15. It's settled then. Kafka is having kids.
  16. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    I had a fear of being vulnerable
  17. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It's settled then. Kafka is having kids.

  18. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    I got a lot of it
  19. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Explains the username. You are not limited by mere names. You have no need for such. You are beyond that.

    Speckles has delusions that he's the ghost of the internet but the ghost of the internet is just a thing, not a being


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  20. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    you can put emojis in names now
    Originally posted by ☆$P₳C3🐏🌟👍👌🏻꒰⌐■ω■꒱👍🏿🪐$H33P🐑🌛 I prefer east nile virus myself
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