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  1. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    real
  2. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny Donald is Donald. let Donald be Donald

    I'll be myself.

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  3. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood real

    My nigga. 😎
  4. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
  5. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

    I feel attacked. (1995 here)
  6. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Bradley, you stabbed a harmless dog and keep posting your dick pics. So why am I the pathetic one?

    i'm an exhibitionist and yeah I did stab the dog
  7. DontTellEm Black Hole
    lol Gross. :)
  8. Originally posted by Michael Myers It’s a mating ritual at this point.

    One of the punishments Eve received from God for eating from the forbidden tree was she would long for her husband. She was totally independent before that. For Adam, one of the punishments was he would have to toil from the ground. He had everything at his fingertips before that.
  9. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ One of the punishments Eve received from God for eating from the forbidden tree was she would long for her husband. She was totally independent before that. For Adam, one of the punishments was he would have to toil from the ground. He had everything at his fingertips before that.

    Wondering when men will realise they're the irrational sex.
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  10. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Enigma i'm an exhibitionist and yeah I did stab the dog

    If you were an actual exhibitionist, you would be walking around completely naked in public.
  11. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Michael Myers I know, and that’s my point — they’re *extremely* superficial. If you don’t pass the looks threshold, then it’s over. People say that men are the superficial gender, but that’s clearly untrue.

    You ever had any money bro? Like not just a Grand or two one time but like a decent amount of money that you could genuinely impress a chick with.


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  12. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ One of the punishments Eve received from God for eating from the forbidden tree was she would long for her husband. She was totally independent before that. For Adam, one of the punishments was he would have to toil from the ground. He had everything at his fingertips before that.

    Perhaps the devil was handsome, and Adam wasn’t, so she listened to the handsome specimen because of her being superficial, a trait women now universally possess.
  13. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Narc You ever had any money bro? Like not just a Grand or two one time but like a decent amount of money that you could genuinely impress a chick with.


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    No, I don’t. I’ve never been into making money, I make due with what I got. I am not a materialistic person so I was never interested. Nor do I want to impress any superficial people. Why? Have you? If so tell me about your experiences if you’d like.
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  14. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ One of the punishments Eve received from God for eating from the forbidden tree was she would long for her husband. She was totally independent before that. For Adam, one of the punishments was he would have to toil from the ground. He had everything at his fingertips before that.

    How do you know this Speckles?


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  15. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Narc How do you know this Speckles?


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    He’s been around since forever.
  16. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Well if Speckles was there then they were clearly not the first two humans


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  17. Originally posted by Michael Myers Perhaps the devil was handsome, and Adam wasn’t, so she listened to the handsome specimen because of her being superficial, a trait women now universally possess.

    The bible says Satan came to Eve in the form of a serpent, the "most cunning" creature in the garden.
  18. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The bible says Satan came to Eve in the form of a serpent, the "most cunning" creature in the garden.

    Oh, just hearsay then, ok.


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  19. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Narc Well if Speckles was there then they were clearly not the first two humans


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    Good point, Narc.
  20. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The bible says Satan came to Eve in the form of a serpent, the "most cunning" creature in the garden.

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