2024-06-12 at 2:54 PM UTC
Enigma
African Astronaut
[memorize my carmelite sway]
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I hope… - BradleyB93
I hope you finally meet the one for you, but then she leaves you because you're infertile.
I hope you take a shower because your skin itches but when you dry off its worse.
I hope you have to apply for government benefits and they lose your application.
I hope your family reconnect with you and then disconnect after they get to know you.
I hope the doctor tells you you only have a few months to live but he forgot to tell your a couple months ago.
Part 2
I hope your weed is really fire, but the guy put fentanyl in it for some reason.
I hope the fentanyl doesn't kill you but makes you brain dead from not breathing enough.
I hope your mom says she wants your organs donated but no one wants them.
I hope your kids grow up and tell people they don't want to be anything like you.
I hope your mom stops telling people she has a son so they won't ask questions about you.
I hope you go to Heaven but no one wants to talk to you there either.
I hope you're as unhappy in the next life as you were in this life.
I hope you seek forgiveness but no one wants to forgive you.
I hope you get a minor ulcer but it gets infected and you don't have insurance.
I hope you lose your wallet and they don't steal your money they steal your identity.
I hope at 3am unknown numbers call you and you hope it's someone you miss but it turns out to be a drunk guy misdialing.
I hope when you get new shoes they never break in and get comfortable.
I hope you get mesothelioma but you never handled insulation.
I hope you don't smoke and get lung cancer anyway.
I hope your pants are always tight but you're not gaining weight.\
I hope food doesn't taste good even when you're sitting at a restaurant by yourself.
Part 3-
I hope when you have your lonely Chinese food dinner you put on a little soy sauce and the cap comes off ruining your food.
I hope you get a hereditary illness that no one in your family ever had before.
I hope when you go to pay for your cart full of groceries all your cards decline so you wasted that hour picking out food.
I hope when it rains the inside of your car is wet and you can't figure out why.
I hope when you fart blood comes out but the doctor says you're fine.
I hope when you yawn a small bug goes into your mouth but then you can't find it with your tongue.
I hope your socks smell bad when they come out of the dryer even though you used two dryer sheets.
I hope your ex girlfriend calls you when she's drunk and you have a heart to heart conversation but when you call her in the morning she doesn't answer.
I hope the prostitute you fornicate next tells you she loves you and you believe her.
I hope Solstice is your only friend and he understands you like no one else does but you dont' understand him at all.
I hope you get a bunch of bananas but after two days they start turning brown so you gotta eat like 7 bananas in two days.
2024-06-12 at 3:20 PM UTC
The greatest revenge is apathy towards your detractors young man.
2024-06-12 at 3:42 PM UTC
I prefer people not like me. No borrowing money, no giving rides and no helping me work on something. All those people always needing help are to retarded to help when you need it.
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2024-06-12 at 4:25 PM UTC
I hope nasty trolls gain awareness someday, they'll kick themselves.
2024-06-12 at 4:27 PM UTC
I don't like you Meikai. You'd be on my revenge list if it wasn't for Scron being a sweetie.
2024-06-12 at 4:27 PM UTC
I've always been very generous to people throughout my life that despite my years of hard drug abuse there are a lot of people in this world willing to help me and give me the shirt off their back because that's how i've always lived my life. There are many times people have come to me broken down with no food and I feed them and get them stoned and hang out and lend them $100, People mistake my kindness for weakness sometimes, even my own family.
When I weigh it all basically I sleep very sound at night knowing if I run into anyone from my past they will probably hand me $100 and be scared i'm gonna punch them in the face. Not like i'm threatening it's just their own guilt that eats them up. One guy that owed me money payed me back and then ran into me years later and tried to pay me again because he still felt bad for ripping me off and I was like 'lol you already paid me back years ago'
2024-06-12 at 4:35 PM UTC
Nvm I thought Mekai made this post. I have mild dyslexia sometimes when nvm
2024-06-12 at 4:45 PM UTC
Zdecydowanie jestem mizoginem, ale nic nie wiedziałem o zmartwychwstaniu Sophie.
2024-06-12 at 4:57 PM UTC
First mmq and now Meikai lol. Two of the calmest people here, I may have missed it but I've never seen Meikai be nasty to anyone.
2024-06-12 at 5:04 PM UTC
Originally posted by jerryb
First mmq and now Meikai lol. Two of the calmest people here, I may have missed it but I've never seen Meikai be nasty to anyone.
No, she's right. We are both pieces of shit, we fucked up. deploreable human beings and are going to sin against one another as punishment. We can always do better, 40 lashes each from the latex strap and a double dose of D*X*M
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