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The Great Conundrum of a Rape Whistle Manufacturer

  1. #1
    Enigma African Astronaut
    If you don't know what a rape whistle is, they're a small whistle usually on a keychain or otherwise easily accessible spot. When a person is stranded in the wild or being raped they are generally advised to blow into the whistle repeatedly to gain the attention of others. The ease at which this can be done makes it possible to do it for long periods of time (for instance when hiking in the woods) and extremely loudly by even the smallest lungs.

    So this guy feeling that rape was a fucked up problem in our society makes a rape whistle. A noble thing trying to stop one of the most sexually destructive acts that can befall anyone both historically and in modern times.

    However, lets say that society shifts in a direction where there is less rape. This means that less people will fear rape so less people will go out of their way to purchase one of his rape whistles. As a rape whistle manufacturer this is extremely bad for business.

    So the man who started out creating rape whistles to comb at rape is now in a dubious position where he benefits from increased rapes.

    So while he started out wanting to end the horror of rape for all, due to his substantial propietery holdings in the area of rape whistles he's left yearning for the number of rapes to continue.

    Thus by setting out to end something he now feels it's his duty to his family's business and economic success to go out and rape.

    Let us reflect on the rape whistle conundrum and how it can be applied to many other aspects of life.
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  2. #2
    Enigma African Astronaut
    This is my first posted enigma, there may be more if this one is well received.
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    I have a skin flute they can blow.
  4. #4
    Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    or he could just get creative and create a counter rape whistle whistle or rape whistle jammer.

    similar waves cancell each other out.
  5. #5
    Instigator Space Nigga [the staring tame crusher]
    jedi people have their rape whistle removed at birth.
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    LEGALIZE RAPE
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    frala Avant garde shartist
    This is the plot for Fallout except replace the whistles with fallout shelters.
  8. #8
    Enigma African Astronaut
    I actually own a rape whistle that came in a first aid kid. Are you guys interested in seeing it?
  9. #9
    Enigma African Astronaut
    Imagine you're getting raped and you got a whistle in your mouth and you keep making this whistling noise as the fuckers pounding you, that'd be so fucked up and horrible.
  10. #10
    why the fuck would you need a whistle just use your hands and penis to rape them
  11. #11
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    my rape whistle has a pull tab and it screams high pitched shit
  12. #12
    Elbow Tuskegee Airman
    In Japan they make anti-wariat buzzers instead. This song is about that.

  13. #13
    jerryb African Astronaut
    He could start selling an attention whistle, it gets peoples attention to call 911 after you blow a big hole in the rapist chest with your 357 mag hollowpoint.
  14. #14
    Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by jerryb He could start selling an attention whistle, it gets peoples attention to call 911 after you blow a big hole in the rapist chest with your 357 mag hollowpoint.

    357 mags dont make big entry point holes.

    unless you shot him from his back like a coward.
  15. #15
    jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina 357 mags dont make big entry point holes.

    unless you shot him from his back like a coward.

    Jesus dude everything isn't meant to be precise on a shit eating forum. I can bet I've put more holes in various living things than you.
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    Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by jerryb Jesus dude everything isn't meant to be precise on a shit eating forum. I can bet I've put more holes in various living things than you.

    any nigger can put holes in any living things.

    its not eocket sciences/
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    Crispy Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Enigma This is my first posted enigma, there may be more if this one is well received.
    Hey um braderly idk if you know this but thats MY profile pic. Great post tho
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