I Have Had Terrible Diarrhea For The Past 24 Hours

2024-06-02 at 1:17 PM UTC

#1

Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

Yes, folks. You heard that right. Terrible diarrhea.

I have no anti-diarrhea pills in STOCK, so I have to resort to nature. I have eaten 10 grams of Crouton. 5 grams of "green", 5 grams of "red". I hope my butthole is permanently sealed like a goddamn Egyptian TOMB. Although, they weren't PERMANENTLY SEALED, were they? Then I will cast a goddamn spell on my butthole. Whosoever should try to enter it externally, shall reap the PLAGUES.

2024-06-02 at 1:25 PM UTC

#2

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

I read the 40% of men have an anal prolapse by the age of like 60 I'm guessing because they spent their entire life shitting out mountains of food and their assholes just give out at a certain point and then you get prostate cancer and die

2024-06-02 at 1:28 PM UTC

#3

Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I read the 40% of men have an anal prolapse by the age of like 60 I'm guessing because they spent their entire life shitting out mountains of food and their assholes just give out at a certain point and then you get prostate cancer and die

well, would you be willing to try and HEAL MY ASSHOLE with triangle power?

2024-06-02 at 1:31 PM UTC

#4

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

There's gonna be one day where we get up too hard and our back goes out and then we soil ourselves and our family starts suggesting adult diapers, in home nursing and possible even relocating to a home. That day is closer than you think

2024-06-02 at 1:34 PM UTC

#5

Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood There's gonna be one day where we get up too hard and our back goes out and then we soil ourselves and our family starts suggesting adult diapers, in home nursing and possible even relocating to a home. That day is closer than you think

Oddly enough, my wife and I was recently talking about this. When we get old, like super old, what if one of us gets senile? Like, senile to the point, we can't wipe our own ass? We both don't want to go to "a home" and we don't have kids, so who is going to take care of us should that happen?

Am I going to be 80+ sitting in this same spot, posting on this same forum, shouting "MY PANTS!" because it's been FULL of shit for days?

2024-06-02 at 1:40 PM UTC

#6

Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]

Shovel a few marshmallows up your butt for the experiment.

....and then could you do a bar chart and a pie chart in how aroused you were over the space of about 6 hours.

Cheers.

2024-06-02 at 2:04 PM UTC

#7

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

time to eat cake for breakfast

2024-06-02 at 2:21 PM UTC

#8