2024-06-02 at 1:17 PM UTC
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
Yes, folks. You heard that right. Terrible diarrhea.
I have no anti-diarrhea pills in STOCK, so I have to resort to nature. I have eaten 10 grams of Crouton. 5 grams of "green", 5 grams of "red". I hope my butthole is permanently sealed like a goddamn Egyptian TOMB. Although, they weren't PERMANENTLY SEALED, were they? Then I will cast a goddamn spell on my butthole. Whosoever should try to enter it externally, shall reap the PLAGUES.
2024-06-02 at 1:25 PM UTC
I read the 40% of men have an anal prolapse by the age of like 60 I'm guessing because they spent their entire life shitting out mountains of food and their assholes just give out at a certain point and then you get prostate cancer and die
2024-06-02 at 1:31 PM UTC
There's gonna be one day where we get up too hard and our back goes out and then we soil ourselves and our family starts suggesting adult diapers, in home nursing and possible even relocating to a home. That day is closer than you think
2024-06-02 at 1:40 PM UTC
Shovel a few marshmallows up your butt for the experiment.
....and then could you do a bar chart and a pie chart in how aroused you were over the space of about 6 hours.
Cheers.
2024-06-02 at 2:04 PM UTC
time to eat cake for breakfast
2024-06-02 at 2:21 PM UTC
Originally posted by Grimace
I hope my butthole is permanently sealed like a goddamn Egyptian TOMB.
LET ME OUUUUUUUT
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