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Do yellow guns fire faster than black guns?

  1. 2024-05-28 at 11:07 PM UTC
    #1
    Bradley Florida Man [my infernally top-secret etiology]
    Folks this really has me thinking, kinda like that fast black guy Usian BOLT obivously goes faster because he is named bolt.

    We already know cars with flames go faster, especially if they're painted from front to back.

    Do yellow guns fire faster??? Why don't people paint all their guns yellow? Like lightning.
  2. 2024-05-28 at 11:08 PM UTC
    #2
    Bradley Florida Man [my infernally top-secret etiology]


    Not even full auto but fires very quickly because it's yellow
  3. 2024-05-29 at 12:29 AM UTC
    #3
    Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley Folks this really has me thinking, kinda like that fast black guy Usian BOLT obivously goes faster because he is named bolt.

    We already know cars with flames go faster, especially if they're painted from front to back.

    Do yellow guns fire faster??? Why don't people paint all their guns yellow? Like lightning.

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  4. 2024-05-29 at 1 AM UTC
    #4
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
  5. 2024-05-29 at 12:06 PM UTC
    #5
    Bradley Florida Man [my infernally top-secret etiology]
    I have decided to paint a yellow lightning bolt on my penis to make it shoot faster.
  6. 2024-05-29 at 1:39 PM UTC
    #6
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    if I were to take a lump of sugar and press it into a candy and then added green or purple food coloring and told you it was grape/mint you might actually taste grape/mint

    vehicles go faster when they're red because Orks think they do. (Technically Orks are a little bit psychic, but don't know it, and the mass belief causes a small alteration in the engine's reality. One assumes if enough colour-blind orks formed an army, then GREEN ones would go faster…)
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  7. 2024-05-29 at 1:52 PM UTC
    #7
    Instigator Space Nigga [the staring tame crusher]
    The Chinese might be top global performers when it comes to business, but during sex they appear to be struggling to reach their peak.

    Couples from China and Hong Kong are the least likely to reach orgasm during sex, while the Italians and Spanish claim to have no problems climaxing, a global sex survey showed on Tuesday.

    Less than a quarter - 24 per cent - of those surveyed from China and Hong Kong were able to achieve an orgasm every time they had sex.

    Chinese people take ages to come
  8. 2024-05-29 at 2:13 PM UTC
    #8
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    they get performance anxiety when the government mandated camera in their wall zooms in
  9. 2024-05-29 at 2:19 PM UTC
    #9
    Bradley Florida Man [my infernally top-secret etiology]
    I wonder what a blue gun would do
  10. 2024-05-29 at 2:19 PM UTC
    #10
    Elbow African Astronaut
    blue guns are luckier
  11. 2024-05-29 at 2:21 PM UTC
    #11
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
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  12. 2024-05-29 at 2:26 PM UTC
    #12
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    lol amber alert
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