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Why am I ejaculating blood?

  1. #1
    Bradley Florida Man
    Folks this is horrible. There's not even any semen in it. It's just dark red blood and partially clotted. Has this ever happened to you?
  2. #2
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Maybe you're on period?
  3. #3
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    kafka's curse worked
  4. #4
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Maybe you're on period?

    Should I put a tampon in the urethra
  5. #5
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by ner vegas kafka's curse worked

    How do I reverse it
  6. #6
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    you gotta curse her back
  7. #7
    Bradley Florida Man
    I already put her in my curse book
  8. #8
    Bradley Florida Man
    This is the worst bus ride ever!!!
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. #9
    Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley Folks this is horrible. There's not even any semen in it. It's just dark red blood and partially clotted. Has this ever happened to you?

    thats just pfizer "vaccine" at work
  10. #10
    Bradley Florida Man
    I'm not vaccinated bro
  11. #11
    Bradley Florida Man
    I never wore masks outside of Walmart, never got vaxed, lied about being vaccinated to everyone
  12. #12
    Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    not consciously
  13. #13
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina not consciously

    No, not at all
  14. #14
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Why are you asking us? You should go to a urologist. Get some tests done, man.
  15. #15
    Bradley Florida Man
    nah it feels kinda good, looks cool too, it even tastes like blood
  16. #16
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    You should go to a doctor just to be safe.
  17. #17
    Bradley Florida Man
    nah I kinda like it like this meyers
  18. #18
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Have you thought about donating blood?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. #19
    They put the bioweapon in the meat and the vegetables and the drinks and the water and the air, too.
  20. #20
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ They put the bioweapon in the meat and the vegetables and the drinks and the water and the air, too.

    I bet you ejaculate dust.
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