Why am I ejaculating blood?

1. 2024-05-28 at 4:19 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   Folks this is horrible. There's not even any semen in it. It's just dark red blood and partially clotted. Has this ever happened to you?
2. 2024-05-28 at 4:20 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Maybe you're on period?
3. 2024-05-28 at 4:22 PM UTC

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   ner vegas African Astronaut
   kafka's curse worked
4. 2024-05-28 at 4:23 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man

   Originally posted by Donald Trump Maybe you're on period?

   
   Should I put a tampon in the urethra
5. 2024-05-28 at 4:23 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man

   Originally posted by ner vegas kafka's curse worked

   
   How do I reverse it
6. 2024-05-28 at 4:24 PM UTC

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   ner vegas African Astronaut
   you gotta curse her back
7. 2024-05-28 at 4:25 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   I already put her in my curse book
8. 2024-05-28 at 4:25 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   This is the worst bus ride ever!!!
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • ner vegas, 
   • The Self Taught Man
9. 2024-05-28 at 4:47 PM UTC

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   Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Bradley Folks this is horrible. There's not even any semen in it. It's just dark red blood and partially clotted. Has this ever happened to you?

   
   thats just pfizer "vaccine" at work
10. 2024-05-28 at 4:53 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    I'm not vaccinated bro
11. 2024-05-28 at 4:54 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    I never wore masks outside of Walmart, never got vaxed, lied about being vaccinated to everyone
12. 2024-05-28 at 4:54 PM UTC

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    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga
    not consciously
13. 2024-05-28 at 5:01 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina not consciously

    
    No, not at all
14. 2024-05-28 at 9:09 PM UTC

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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Why are you asking us? You should go to a urologist. Get some tests done, man.
15. 2024-05-28 at 9:11 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    nah it feels kinda good, looks cool too, it even tastes like blood
16. 2024-05-28 at 9:14 PM UTC

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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    You should go to a doctor just to be safe.
17. 2024-05-28 at 9:35 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    nah I kinda like it like this meyers
18. 2024-05-28 at 9:41 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Have you thought about donating blood?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Bradley
19. 2024-05-28 at 9:43 PM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    They put the bioweapon in the meat and the vegetables and the drinks and the water and the air, too.
20. 2024-05-28 at 9:54 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ They put the bioweapon in the meat and the vegetables and the drinks and the water and the air, too.

    
    I bet you ejaculate dust.