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Fona does Gatlinburg

  1. 2024-05-04 at 11:04 PM UTC
    #41
    Quence Houston
    Originally posted by Fonaplats

    We made it to the hotel.

    Pardon me if I’m not seeing it correctly, but is that bathtub uncommonly filthy? It almost looks like there’s a layer of brown water or sludge coating the bottom of it.
  2. 2024-05-04 at 11:25 PM UTC
    #42
    Insane Alien Flying Frenzy African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina i think its worth it if you get to see your hott step daughter in swimming attire.



    Originally posted by infinityshock Or fuck her.

    They're not related

    shes a minor.
  3. 2024-05-04 at 11:26 PM UTC
    #43
    Insane Alien Flying Frenzy African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Quence Pardon me if I’m not seeing it correctly, but is that bathtub uncommonly filthy? It almost looks like there’s a layer of brown water or sludge coating the bottom of it.

    In a state of cousin fuckers, what did you think the motels would look like?
  4. 2024-05-04 at 11:29 PM UTC
    #44
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy shes a minor.

    Do like woody allen...wait till she's 18
  5. 2024-05-04 at 11:29 PM UTC
    #45
    Insane Alien Flying Frenzy African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats For $5 you can go 30 feet up the sphere to a lookout. Gay AF.
    Why would I pay $5 if I couldn't go all the way up?

    Anyways we wandered about the park here. It's really nice.
    The spring are is crispy and fresh.

    that place is a fucking rip off. why didn't you just get your family on a plane and fly to Disney world or Disneyland or '6 flags over Fuck your Mother' and blow half as much. This is some hickey dicky little shit hole in the deep south.
  6. 2024-05-04 at 11:56 PM UTC
    #46
    Quence Houston
    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy In a state of cousin f**kers, what did you think the motels would look like?

    I would expect the bathtub to have been scrubbed properly and a modicum of cleanliness to pervade the premises. It’s the USA and not Mexihell….although the cleaning staff is probably filled with dirty Mexican’ts.
  7. 2024-05-05 at 12:13 AM UTC
    #47
    Insane Alien Flying Frenzy African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Quence I would expect the bathtub to have been scrubbed properly and a modicum of cleanliness to pervade the premises. It’s the USA and not Mexihell….although the cleaning staff is probably filled with dirty Mexican’ts.

    ok so that is an anti-slip mat to prevent people from slipping. I have to buy a new one every few months because soaking them in bleach only turns them yellowish brown. otherwise they're spotted with black mold. also don't let §m£ÂgØL hear you talk about his peeps like that


    theyre not cheap. like 29 bucks for the decent ones. they look like bubble wrap but large round padded bubbles to keep your feet comfie and to prevent from slipping. otherwise its a lawsuit.
  8. 2024-05-05 at 12:15 AM UTC
    #48
    Insane Alien Flying Frenzy African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock Do like woody allen…wait till she's 18

    HAHAHAH did he? I think he did but she wouldn't tell. she knew how much money was waiting for her when he kicked the bucket. but the fucker is still alive. at least the rumor mill states she was abused sexually from a young age then adopted by them. so she knew how to work the system. it's horrible but probably true
  9. 2024-05-05 at 12:21 AM UTC
    #49
    Quence Houston
    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy ok so that is an anti-slip mat to prevent people from slipping. I have to buy a new one every few months because soaking them in bleach only turns them yellowish brown. otherwise they're spotted with black mold. also don't let §m£ÂgØL hear you talk about his peeps like that


    theyre not cheap. like 29 bucks for the decent ones. they look like bubble wrap but large round padded bubbles to keep your feet comfie and to prevent from slipping. otherwise its a lawsuit.
    I might’ve agreed with that synopsis except for the fact that non-slip bath mats don’t run the full length of the tub. Unless they’ve thrown 2 of ‘em in there.
  10. 2024-05-05 at 12:21 AM UTC
    #50
    Bradley Florida Man
    How's your vacation going fona
  11. 2024-05-05 at 12:24 AM UTC
    #51
    Insane Alien Flying Frenzy African Astronaut
    He's giving Dolly Parton all his money and loving living in a 29.99 a night motel where anyone "With a sickle can kick the door in and take everyone's head off since the door is just next to the parking lot" -Classic Bill Burr
  12. 2024-05-05 at 12:31 AM UTC
    #52
    Bradley Florida Man
    Nah he's staying somewhere nice
  13. 2024-05-05 at 12:38 AM UTC
    #53
    Insane Alien Flying Frenzy African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley Nah he's staying somewhere nice at a motel 6

    sorry, your opinion of nice is a bit skewed
  14. 2024-05-05 at 12:38 AM UTC
    #54
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy sorry, your opinion of nice is a bit skewed

    True lol
  15. 2024-05-05 at 12:57 AM UTC
    #55
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]






    We woke to heavy rain but braved it anyways.
    Took the trolley into town where we searched for a mediocre $70 breakfast that gave me cramps.
    Afterwards we checked out Ripley's Aquarium which was pretty dope.
    Then we did some shopping and headed to the hotel for a little break before heading out and hitting up some mountain coasters. 🎢
    Are dinner at a high end establishment. I had a steak of course.
    Then we swam at the hotel for a while.
    Now it's time to sleep.
    Heading home in the morning.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  16. 2024-05-05 at 1:13 AM UTC
    #56
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Btw my wife got chased by a bear while on the mountain coaster. I thought she was joking but she wasn't.
    She almost turned into cubed wife steak.
  17. 2024-05-05 at 2:36 PM UTC
    #57
    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy shes a minor.

    good.

    this means its just a minor offense.
  18. 2024-05-05 at 2:45 PM UTC
    #58
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy HAHAHAH did he? I think he did but she wouldn't tell. she knew how much money was waiting for her when he kicked the bucket. but the fucker is still alive. at least the rumor mill states she was abused sexually from a young age then adopted by them. so she knew how to work the system. it's horrible but probably true

    It's fairly common. The old buck goes after the young calf when the mothers warranty expires.
  19. 2024-05-05 at 10:48 PM UTC
    #59
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
  20. 2024-05-05 at 10:48 PM UTC
    #60
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
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