She said she already got a man

1. 2024-04-29 at 1:10 AM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   I said bitch me too!
2. 2024-04-29 at 1:15 AM UTC

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   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Lol'd.
   
   But yeah, the woman of my dreams had her husband fly in from Pakistan and now he's pounding her every night while I rot in my room.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Bradley
3. 2024-04-29 at 1:15 AM UTC

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   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   And they only live a minute away from my house..... fuck this gay earth, I want to leave.
4. 2024-04-29 at 2:44 AM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   Do you have a picture of your soul mate that's with some other guy
5. 2024-04-29 at 2:44 AM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   Can't you just ask your imam to arrange one for you? You got cousins right? I heard Pakistani people do that a lot
6. 2024-04-29 at 2:46 AM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   I'll have sex with you MM. Also why didn't you let Kafka fuck you? She would've
7. 2024-04-29 at 2:55 AM UTC

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   Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
   It's a good thing you're only a boy
8. 2024-04-29 at 2:56 AM UTC

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   Warcry Certified lover boy
   How is u know she would have and I’d a man needs to ask what’s the point if it doesn’t just happen?
9. 2024-04-29 at 2:56 AM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   You know who I wouldn't fuck? U Ratface
10. 2024-04-29 at 2:56 AM UTC

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    Warcry Certified lover boy
    U need to let shit just happen or flow bro.
11. 2024-04-29 at 2:57 AM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by Warcry How is u know she would have and I’d a man needs to ask what’s the point if it doesn’t just happen?

    
    I am trying to get a girlfriend so I can pump her
12. 2024-04-29 at 3:51 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Michael Myers Lol'd.
    
    But yeah, the woman of my dreams had her husband fly in from Pakistan and now he's pounding her every night while I rot in my room.

    
    Move to the Philippines and get a hot Filipino that can cook you a good Adobo!
13. 2024-04-29 at 3:55 AM UTC

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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Bradley Do you have a picture of your soul mate that's with some other guy

    
    I actually do but I am not going to share her picture with anyone because it's not right to do that.
14. 2024-04-29 at 3:56 AM UTC

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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Bradley Can't you just ask your imam to arrange one for you? You got cousins right? I heard Pakistani people do that a lot

    
    Arranged marriages? Yeah I even have people who want to try and get me married but I decline. I don't see the point, they won't be able to fill the void.
15. 2024-04-29 at 4 AM UTC

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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Bradley I'll have sex with you MM. Also why didn't you let Kafka fuck you? She would've

    
    She wouldn't have. I'm unattractive (after all, that's the only reason why the girl I liked rejected me). But aside from that, I am asexual, plus I am religious.
16. 2024-04-29 at 4 AM UTC

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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Also hell yeah Bradley, I could use a hug about right goddamn now. :(
17. 2024-04-29 at 4:01 AM UTC

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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Move to the Philippines and get a hot Filipino that can cook you a good Adobo!

    
    I am universally unattractive, I don't think anyone would want me.
18. 2024-04-29 at 4:47 AM UTC

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    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]

    Originally posted by Bradley You know who I wouldn't fuck? U Ratface

    
    I can lick my own ass
19. 2024-04-29 at 11:39 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Michael Myers Lol'd.
    
    But yeah, the woman of my dreams had her husband fly in from Pakistan and now he's pounding her every night while I rot in my room.

    
    Join in and make it a group party
20. 2024-04-29 at 12:57 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by Michael Myers Also hell yeah Bradley, I could use a hug about right goddamn now. :(

    
    I'll hug you in the special way that only hurts a litle at first.