had a dream I was being raped by aliens

1. 2024-04-16 at 9:55 PM UTC

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   Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
   When I woke up my underwear was soaked in cum
2. 2024-04-23 at 5:24 PM UTC

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   CandyRein Black Hole
   Yours or theirs?
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Meikai
3. 2024-04-23 at 5:35 PM UTC

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   Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
   Well you must be a fucking bitch coward bottom fuckboi in your mind then, because all my dreams of alien sex have me raping them
4. 2024-04-23 at 5:46 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Solstice When I woke up my underwear was soaked in cum

   
   Now you have space herpes
5. 2024-04-23 at 5:53 PM UTC

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   ner vegas African Astronaut
   you got woznied
6. 2024-04-23 at 5:57 PM UTC

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   Meikai Heck This Schlong

   Originally posted by infinityshock Now you have space herpes

   
   if herpes is forever, is space herpes like... multidimensional? if you get space herpes in one world do you get space herpes in all of the many worlds?
7. 2024-04-23 at 6:01 PM UTC

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   Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
   all STDs and viruses on earth are aliens invading us, they just aren't very good at it
8. 2024-04-23 at 6:39 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Meikai if herpes is forever, is space herpes like… multidimensional? if you get space herpes in one world do you get space herpes in all of the many worlds?

   
   You must be too young to remember space herpes
   
   
9. 2024-04-23 at 7:14 PM UTC

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   Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
   its the titular movie of the forum!
10. 2024-04-23 at 7:45 PM UTC

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    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Your dreams must be showing you what your subconscious REALLY wants.
11. 2024-04-24 at 1:33 AM UTC

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    ner vegas African Astronaut

    Originally posted by infinityshock You must be too young to remember space herpes
    
    

    
    why is he dressed like Hunter Biden
12. 2024-04-24 at 2:10 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by ner vegas why is he dressed like Hunter Biden

    
    to better facilitate rape and plunder