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You ever start ordering from Uber Eats while taking a shit?

  1. #1
    DUSM Raylan Givens Tuskegee Airman
    Yeah me neither
  2. #2
    Instigator Space Nigga
    I've never order from those...

    Have you seen the types that deliver that? It's always those that wipe their asses with there fucking hands.
  3. #3
    Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    dalits order their uber eat while shittin' on the street.
  4. #4
    Instigator Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina dalits order their uber eat while shittin' on the street.

    Whilst masturbatin into hamburger meat.
  5. #5
    Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Instigator Whilst masturbatin into hamburger meat.

    why cant you use 'while' like everyone else.
  6. #6
    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    I don't poop or own a phone
  7. #7
    Instigator Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina why cant you use 'while' like everyone else.

    Cause its the same thing.
  8. #8
    Meikai Heck This Schlong


    its the circle of life
    and it moves out bowels~
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  9. #9
    Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Instigator Cause its the same thing.

    using 'whilst' in place of 'while' is the literary version of making love with ones anus in place of a vagina.
  10. #10
    Instigator Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina using 'whilst' in place of 'while' is the literary version of making love with ones anus in place of a vagina.

    You would know.
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