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You ever start ordering from Uber Eats while taking a shit?

  1. #1
    DUSM Raylan Givens Tuskegee Airman
    Yeah me neither
  2. #2
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    I've never order from those...

    Have you seen the types that deliver that? It's always those that wipe their asses with there fucking hands.
  3. #3
    dalits order their uber eat while shittin' on the street.
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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina dalits order their uber eat while shittin' on the street.

    Whilst masturbatin into hamburger meat.
  5. #5
    Originally posted by Instigator Whilst masturbatin into hamburger meat.

    why cant you use 'while' like everyone else.
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    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    I don't poop or own a phone
  7. #7
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina why cant you use 'while' like everyone else.

    Cause its the same thing.
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    Meikai Heck This Schlong


    its the circle of life
    and it moves out bowels~
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  9. #9
    Originally posted by Instigator Cause its the same thing.

    using 'whilst' in place of 'while' is the literary version of making love with ones anus in place of a vagina.
  10. #10
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina using 'whilst' in place of 'while' is the literary version of making love with ones anus in place of a vagina.

    You would know.
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