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"White Guys can't cook everything"

  1. #1
    Ghost Black Hole
    Actually yes we can, and do. You racist nazis trying to gatekeep cuisine, stay mad though

    A London chef has been slammed after posting a picture of his restaurant staff, all of which are white men.

    Thomas Straker, who has millions of followers on Instagram, recently posted pictures of his team outside his trendy Straker's restaurant in Notting Hill.

    Straker, who regularly posts videos of colourful dishes on his page, captioned the post: "Chef team assembled."

    The chef was almost immediately hit with a fierce backlash, with critics questioning why he had not hired any women or people of colour, and was accused of promoting the idea that top restaurants were 'a white boys' club'.

    I want to make Boku Salad without coconut because I think coconut strings are gross but this would be seen as cultural appropriation and I need an "authentic fillipino" to teach me to make it or else i'm just doing it wrong because i'm white yeah just put me down for my skin color that's not racist at all CAn'T BE RACIST TO WHITE PEOPLE

    fucking disgusting. How about just cook what you want no matter whom you are and fuck the haters and nazikkkmen CAn"T COOK THAT!!! WHITE PEOPLE SPICE THEY CHICKEN WITH WATER yeah because you racist FUCKS don't let us use anything else if you slap down a bottle of SLAP YA MAMA at the grocery store the cashier will see you're white and just not scan it and tell another employee to put it back because clearly you are purchasing the wrong item, that SLAP YA MAMA isn't meant for you, white man, you need to be africasplained to learn how to cook a meal
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  2. #2
    Bradley Black Hole
    probably wanted a clean, well run restaurant
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  3. #3
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ghost Actually yes we can, and do. You racist nazis trying to gatekeep cuisine, stay mad though



    I want to make Boku Salad without coconut because I think coconut strings are gross but this would be seen as cultural appropriation and I need an "authentic fillipino" to teach me to make it or else i'm just doing it wrong because i'm white yeah just put me down for my skin color that's not racist at all CAn'T BE RACIST TO WHITE PEOPLE

    fucking disgusting. How about just cook what you want no matter whom you are and fuck the haters and nazikkkmen CAn"T COOK THAT!!! WHITE PEOPLE SPICE THEY CHICKEN WITH WATER yeah because you racist FUCKS don't let us use anything else if you slap down a bottle of SLAP YA MAMA at the grocery store the cashier will see you're white and just not scan it and tell another employee to put it back because clearly you are purchasing the wrong item, that SLAP YA MAMA isn't meant for you, white man, you need to be africasplained to learn how to cook a meal

    This is what happens when kikes are let off their leash
  4. #4
    Kingoffrogs African Astronaut
    Why do people give a shit. if it was my restaurant, I don't care if you are white, black, retarded, or a felon. If you can whip it over da stove real good, YER HIRED NIGGA!

    EDIT: I was confused when I made this post, upon reading the comment under Straker's post by a black person, I immediately assumed that Straker's restaurant was, in fact a crack kitchen. This made more sense when she said that Straker was, "taking black flavors."

    But after I read a comment by an Indian person, I am starting to think that it is a Curry Restaurant. Maybe it's a 2-in-1 building like those restaurants where 1 half is KFC and the other half is Taco Bell.

    If I ever go there and as I'm leaving I hear, "Thank you, please come again!" then I will know for sure.
  5. #5
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Not spice it with water 😭
  6. #6
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Ive always heard and have said “season” food..

    That’s literally the first time I’ve seen someone use “spice” chicken

    I like that I should say that sometimes
  7. #7
    Ghost Black Hole
    "white people don't spice they food" while i'm over here dunking unhealthy amounts of XXXXhot sauce on everything until I almost pass out from the pain because i've done a lot of drugs and I need alliGAYtor clamps attached to my nipples to have an orgasm.

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i never fucking learn lol

    i feel a sharp string on the back of my throat. I am gasping and panting like a doge, I feel a chill running down my spine, holdming my mouth closed makes it burn. THe chill is radiating to my sides and up my back and now crawling UP my spine into my shoulders and then BOOOM into my gut


    okay I think it's over

    ACTUAL racism like okay I might say some SPICY things about minorities on the internet but that's just words. These people take these memes seriously and will actually skimp white folx in a restaurant if they order spicy stuff and then giggle with their coworkers that they only gave the white boy a DAB of hotsauce and HE SWEATIN NOW OOOOO like wtf give me 3 glugs like everyone else YOU FUCKING RACIST. If you ask me there are more instances of white people getting jedied out of spice & gatekeeped from spice than there is sleights by whites against women and minorities. I'm probably right too, because there are WAY more non whites than whites in the world THEY ARE ALL LAUGHING AT US WELL IT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY, IT'S RACIST!

    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man Chewing whole nutmeg tastes like putting mace on toothpaste and chugging it.

    Chocolate malk washes it down nicely

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  8. #8
    Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Ive always heard and have said “season” food..

    That’s literally the first time I’ve seen someone use “spice” chicken

    I like that I should say that sometimes

    chicken is native to every continent except africa.
  9. #9
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Bradley probably wanted a clean, well run restaurant

    Bradley is the most self aware intelligent faggot here, you other anal takers should get hip, actually don't nvm Bradley also smokes meth and drinks steel reserves

    But ur like halfway there homie, drop the ssdi, and droogs, and re enter school hxc
  10. #10
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina chicken is native to every continent except africa.

    wrong

    again

    as always
  11. #11
    my indian ex gfs butthole smelled like turmeric
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  12. #12
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by RETARTEDFAGET my indian ex gfs butthole smelled like turmeric

    hawt
  13. #13
    it also smelled like cumin but i didnt want to give you guys such a ripe opportunity for a pun
  14. #14
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by RETARTEDFAGET my indian ex gfs butthole smelled like turmeric

    Her cooch smelled like cumin.
  15. #15
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by RETARTEDFAGET it also smelled like cumin but i didnt want to give you guys such a ripe opportunity for a pun

    I would cumin her ass
  16. #16
    STOP leveraging my easy access puns, any Thanks you receive belong to me.
  17. #17
    it really did smell like cumin though. turmeric was a far second. i just want to be accurate about racial butthole smellz
  18. #18
    Ghost Black Hole
    did it taste like it too
  19. #19
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Those are the chefs. I'm sure they have women servers and minorities doing the cleaning. As God intended.
  20. #20
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    All the diversity hires in his crew left for jobs at Boeing.
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