jedielry from the funeral home.

1. 2024-03-15 at 2:27 PM UTC

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   Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
   Real simple one, you just put on a suit and buy a $5 bouquet of flowers then show up to random viewings of people you don't know to pay your respects because you guys used to work together or be fuck buddies or something. You go "say goodbye" and slide all their gold and gems off then get out of there to never be seen again.
2. 2024-03-15 at 2:41 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Solstice Real simple one, you just put on a suit and buy a $5 bouquet of flowers then show up to random viewings of people you don't know to pay your respects because you guys used to work together or be fuck buddies or something. You go "say goodbye" and slide all their gold and gems off then get out of there to never be seen again.

   
   Then you get caught and stuffed into the casket underneath the body and no one ever knows where you disappeared to.
   
   The number of dual-occupancy caskets in cemeteries is mind blowing.
3. 2024-03-15 at 3:09 PM UTC

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   Bradley Black Hole
   Very old idea.