I sold my crowbar

1. 2024-02-29 at 6:54 PM UTC

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   EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
   Waiting too long for a resonance cascade so I figured it was safe to dispose of it. I still got the 9 and AR though so it'll be fine if there is one someday so I can keep all those damn interdimensional crabs from leeching my brains out
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • CandyRein
2. 2024-02-29 at 6:55 PM UTC

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   EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
   I'm gonna find you someday suitcase man
3. 2024-02-29 at 6:58 PM UTC

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   EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
   Not trying to lose myself to some brainless sack of cells that can't think beyond flinging itself at you and sucking. I'm going for the skynet overlord from portal so it's either going to be that or a gruesome end in another alternate dimension in the interloper stage
4. 2024-02-29 at 7 PM UTC

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   EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
   In case you don't know what this thread is about it's about the pc game, "half life"
5. 2024-02-29 at 7:01 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   you need a crime bar to open doors
6. 2024-02-29 at 7:02 PM UTC

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   EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Ghost you need a crime bar to open doors

   
   Some people might, ive had professional training on how to open locked doors. Not that it's rocket science or anything
7. 2024-02-29 at 7:05 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   It's scary how quickly you can get through doors. I had some crackhead twist my doorknob until it exploded and then jam a knife in the hole trying to cut the door right out of the wood frame so I had to shoot toxic chemicals and fire out of the holes he was making
8. 2024-02-29 at 7:34 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   I personally just kick in doors when I need to, never been a fan of using a crowbar.
9. 2024-02-29 at 7:44 PM UTC

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   EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
   The crowbar isn't for opening doors it's for the head crabs
10. 2024-02-29 at 7:46 PM UTC

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    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    But yea you unhinge it if possible quickly and just kick its not that hard
11. 2024-02-29 at 8 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE The crowbar isn't for opening doors it's for the head crabs

    
    Try this shampoo instead 🧴 and a tiny comb
12. 2024-02-29 at 9:38 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE Waiting too long for a resonance cascade so I figured it was safe to dispose of it. I still got the 9 and AR though so it'll be fine if there is one someday so I can keep all those damn interdimensional crabs from leeching my brains out

    
    what you need is a tactical dildo to rape them to death
13. 2024-02-29 at 11 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    I would just step on most crabs I've seen they're quite small
14. 2024-02-29 at 11:53 PM UTC

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    CandyRein Black Hole
    At first glance I thought this said I sold my coworker..I’m like well damn…
15. 2024-03-01 at 2:43 AM UTC

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    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

    Originally posted by CandyRein At first glance I thought this said I sold my coworker..I’m like well damn…

    
    how many of your bunk mate have you sold out whike incarcerated, tara.