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If someone offered you to do porn

  1. #1
    Warcry Certified lover boy
    and do a bunch of drugs free of charge plus get paid some and you had to fuck a dog how many of you would do it for the free drugs?
  2. #2
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
  3. #3
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    What breed?
  4. #4
    Ghost Black Hole
    i would gape, rape and a fuxck
  5. #5
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    What drugs can I take beforehand?

    Can I wear my captain America playsuit?
  6. #6
    Ghost Black Hole
    I would jump into the porn screen and rescue all those women from all those swinging dicks I would go along the gangbang line as they line up and take out my axe and hack off all their erect cocks like HIYAAAAAA HOAAAAAA I would have a necklace of penises and patrol the porn realm finding any many that bares his dick to a screen and chop it off. Soon all men that watch porn will fear THE DICK CHOPPER some say if you w̷̳̉a̷͖̕t̴͓͊c̴̩̅h̸̜͛ ̶͖̍ẗ̶͚́o̸̹͒ö̸̧ ̵̳͝m̴͕͑ŭ̵͇c̶͚̆h̸̝͒ porn HE APPEARS and cums out of the screen to return to his home dimension and Ċ̵̥̞̘̄̄U̶̻̦͗́̉͠T̵̫͎̥̦̏̽S̸̢̝͙͆̕ ̸͕̙̯̮̋Y̵̬͕͓͓̽̈́̎Ŏ̸͔͖͆͛̓Ų̴̘̱̑R̷͖̓ ̷̧̝͛̇D̵̡͕̅I̴̳̹͉̓̏̃Ç̷͍̍̔̂K̶͓̉̄̚ ̸͉͍̅̇͐Ȯ̸̠F̷̙̓F̷͉͔̼̆͌͘
  7. #7
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I'd never do porn. It goes against my religious beliefs, after all.
  8. #8
    Ghost Black Hole
    I have already done porn

    nothing professional though. I am an amateur nudist, I am an AM. I AM. AM.



    Originally posted by Michael Myers I'd never do porn. It goes against my religious beliefs, after all.

    don't you watch hardcore anal grape and lolocon hentai though how is any of that haram?
  9. #9
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Ghost don't you watch hardcore anal grape and lolocon hentai though how is any of that haram?

    Doing something and watching something are two different things. And no, anal porn disgusts me. Sodomy is terrible. I don't watch lolicon either, it's weird. I used to watch hentai when I was in my teens, for some reason, I couldn't get into 3D until a few years later. But to answer your question: yes, I do watch a lot of porn but hey, it's the lesser evil. I could always have pre-marital sex one way or the other and that's a lot worse. It's kind of a shame I don't do porn, or show myself naked to others, because my penis is above average/big. And I think it looks really nice too, I've seen a lot of cocks (no homo) online and I gotta say, most of them are either fugly, ugly, meh or decent. Mine is beautiful. Women agree. I base that off of women's opinions of what makes a penis beautiful and they basically end up describing mine.
  10. #10
    Ghost Black Hole
    so... anyone wanna buy my newds?
  11. #11
    I'd pass.

    I've done porn a few times before, everytime I tried to make it a side hustle I'd make decent money but it drained the life out of me.
  12. #12
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs I'd pass.

    I've done porn a few times before, everytime I tried to make it a side hustle I'd make decent money but it drained the life out of me.

    What did you have to do in those videos? Masturbation solos? Gangbangs? Gay for pay?
  13. #13
    Ghost Black Hole
    I'm waiting to meet the right female friend that wants to get both holes splatooned and then we photograph the entire thing and every $300 we get a half ounce of TWEAK and take another 1600 photos and if you can get $444 from 800 then thats 444x2 = 888 which is enough for an ounce of tweak and you just keep doing more tweak and taking exponentially more degrading and intense photos until I can start my own porn studio where I take an entire lineup of a dozen ladies all hooked up to IV drip bags of METH that are tied up and blindfolded and I double anal fist all of them until they are all suffieciently ruined, it will be a 200 part video exclusive series with multiple seasons, guest appearances and thriller twist endings like one of the girls dying from bowel sepsis and we have to hide the body AFTER FUCKING IT, if you are interested in funding this project please buy my nudes!!!!!
  14. #14
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    So you're going to start an OnlyFans, basically?
  15. #15
    Originally posted by Michael Myers What did you have to do in those videos? Masturbation solos? Gangbangs? Gay for pay?

    A lot of masturbation vids, but I also did sex vids with my ex. It took the fun out of sex and turned it into a performance instead of happy fun time.
  16. #16
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Warcry and do a bunch of drugs free of charge plus get paid some and you had to fuck a dog how many of you would do it for the free drugs?

    I'll pay you to suck my dick
  17. #17
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs A lot of masturbation vids, but I also did sex vids with my ex. It took the fun out of sex and turned it into a performance instead of happy fun time.

    Interesting. How much money did you end up making if you don't mind saying?
  18. #18
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Michael Myers So you're going to start an OnlyFans, basically?

    I got rejected from onlyfans and their competitor "fansly"

    I checked out like a dozen similar sites and they use this Odanta service for age verification



    I don't have legal ID so I'm fucked, I haven't had proper government documents in 10+ years i'm basically a ghost even my bank and the police have zero record I exist, i've met immigrants with more paperwork than me.

    I'm gonna start my own underground illegal darknet onlyfans where we allow 16 year olds to sell their nudes with ZERO verification because the government is a bunch of nazi niggers that hate FREE GLOBAL CAPITALISM
  19. #19
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Ghost I got rejected from onlyfans and their competitor "fansly"

    I checked out like a dozen similar sites and they use this Odanta service for age verification



    I don't have legal ID so I'm fucked, I haven't had proper government documents in 10+ years i'm basically a ghost even my bank and the police have zero record I exist, i've met immigrants with more paperwork than me.

    I'm gonna start my own underground illegal darknet onlyfans where we allow 16 year olds to sell their nudes with ZERO verification because the government is a bunch of nazi niggers that hate FREE GLOBAL CAPITALISM

    So you're basically an illegal alien? :O
  20. #20
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Michael Myers So you're basically an illegal alien? :O

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