Based Universe Enjoyer: How To Be A Based Guy Who Enjoys The Universe

1. 2024-02-05 at 5:11 PM UTC

   #21
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE Suck me off like you did last night a couple more times and maybe I'll let you get a shot at it

   
   That's cute how you fantasize about your flaccid wang ever being used as anything other than a peanut butter lollipop for the neighbors cat.
2. 2024-02-05 at 7:02 PM UTC

   #22
   EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
   Technically it's flaccid because I'm not normally into guys but that's a good thing because if I actually got hard you wouldn't walk for a week after
3. 2024-02-05 at 7:11 PM UTC

   #23
   

   DUSM Raylan Givens Tuskegee Airman
   Johnny Based Universe Enjoyer
4. 2024-02-05 at 7:14 PM UTC

   #24
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE Technically it's flaccid because I'm not normally into guys but that's a good thing because if I actually got hard you wouldn't walk for a week after

   
   Literally it's flaccid because you have no use for it. Be less useless and donate it to someone else who is gender confused and they can staple it to their crotch and larp as something they're not.
   
   Enjoy your soy latte...this is what happens