Everyone except me is retarded

1. 2017-03-15 at 12:33 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   its tru
2. 2017-03-15 at 12:40 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole
   you know you're craving a great big greasy nigger cock smashing against your tonsils right now...while your jedi husband faps to it...
3. 2017-03-15 at 12:40 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Hella Tru Story
   
   My friend and I were watching Perry Mason yesterday
   
   Storyline was about insurance fraud of healthcare system.. and one of the characters says to another (In old school longshoreman talk).. he says.. "Hey, Do you like Tacos"
   And the other guy says "I can take dem or leaves dem"
   And the first guy replies back "Go try "Nappy's Taco" down on the corner... Nappy runs a Taco Stand on the corner"
   
   then the changeout scene is both of them eating "Nappy Taco"
   
   We just busted out laughing... we laughed and laughed. I wish I had a link to that scene. Nappy Taco Stand!
4. 2017-03-15 at 12:51 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Totse 2001 Hella Tru Story
   
   My friend and I were watching Perry Mason yesterday
   
   Storyline was about insurance fraud of healthcare system.. and one of the characters says to another (In old school longshoreman talk).. he says.. "Hey, Do you like Tacos"
   And the other guy says "I can take dem or leaves dem"
   And the first guy replies back "Go try "Nappy's Taco" down on the corner… Nappy runs a Taco Stand on the corner"
   
   then the changeout scene is both of them eating "Nappy Taco"
   
   We just busted out laughing… we laughed and laughed. I wish I had a link to that scene. Nappy Taco Stand!

   
   For whatever reason this reminded me of a time I was watching Growing Pains and there was a guy on there they called Boner, casually, as if it was a normal nickname to have.
5. 2017-03-15 at 12:56 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ For whatever reason this reminded me of a time I was watching Growing Pains and there was a guy on there they called Boner, casually, as if it was a normal nickname to have.

   
   The dude with glasses?
6. 2017-03-15 at 1:03 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Totse 2001 The dude with glasses?

   
   I honestly don't remember. Maybe he was a regular character and they always called him that. It was one of the few times I ever watched the show, it might have just been flipping through channels at that. My mom was there too and we both had a hearty chuckle, like we did the equivelant of a double-take when they first called him Boner..'Wait... Did they just call... Did they say BONER?' *hearty chuckle*
7. 2017-03-15 at 1:10 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I have to look it up, but I think it's the italian/brooklyn kid.. I think the other one with glasses was named Skippy or some nerd name from the 80s-90s
8. 2017-03-15 at 1:12 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I think I'm confusing Family Ties with this show.
   
   
   I found this
   
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bg7X5plllnw
   
   https://youtu.be/bg7X5plllnw
9. 2017-03-15 at 1:14 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   in case no one wants to click it.. it's "Boner for President" and everyone in the audience at the end of the clip (about 1 minute long) is chanting "Boner, boner boner boner"
   
   creepy. its like a dream seq. "Richard Millhouse The Bone" i asian schoolgirl chuckled
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10. 2017-03-15 at 6:10 PM UTC

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    bling bling Dark Matter
    virus code uf u search it ut hackses ur pc
11. 2017-03-16 at 1:26 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    wot
12. 2017-03-16 at 3:03 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    i just made a funny fart sound. felt good though.
13. 2017-03-16 at 3:35 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 i just made a funny fart sound. felt good though.

    
    As opposed to... Serious fart sound?
14. 2017-03-16 at 3:36 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by mmQ As opposed to… Serious fart sound?

    
    
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15. 2017-03-16 at 3:37 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Very well.
16. 2017-03-16 at 6:10 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ As opposed to… Serious fart sound?

    
    Yeah.. A serious fart sound would indicate you probably have wet shit running down your leg. That's pretty serious.
17. 2017-03-16 at 6:13 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Yeah.. A serious fart sound would indicate you probably have wet shit running down your leg. That's pretty serious.

    
    But that's funny too.
18. 2017-03-16 at 6:17 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I took an IQ test yesterday that said I have an IQ in the low 70s. You might be right.
19. 2017-03-17 at 1:57 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    tek dots