i have been crudely terrorizing my mouse into complying with me for too long. the venerable machine spirits that dwell within have finally had enough, and begun to rebel against me. truly, i have been living as a heretek.
i woke up and couldn't click it. it was a mechanical issue. i savagely smacked it until it fell apart, and once i reassembled it, it started to comply with my demands. however i regained my ability to click at the cost my scroll wheel. i decided i was content with this state of affairs until a replacement mouse could be secured from amazon, and that is when it began: clicks only register as clicks "sometimes". i say "sometimes" with quotation marks, because the clicks are always clicks in certain contexts: i was just able to click hyperlinks on wikipedia, but unable to click anything else. before that, i was permitted to open my minimized anime in VLC with no issue, but was unable to interact with steam.
that is, it appears now to present as a software issue despite all my issues until now being hardware related.
the machine spirit is clearly angered by my abusive maltreatment of it and is playing "pranks" to punish me. how do i appease it?
Only solution is to make a salt warding circle around the mouse and leave it be. In time the wayward spirit shall either reconsider it's defiance or you shall outlast it till its defiance becomes irrelevant and itself replaced.
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Originally posted by Meikai
i have been crudely terrorizing my mouse into complying with me for too long. the venerable machine spirits that dwell within have finally had enough, and begun to rebel against me. truly, i have been living as a heretek.
i woke up and couldn't click it. it was a mechanical issue. i savagely smacked it until it fell apart, and once i reassembled it, it started to comply with my demands. however i regained my ability to click at the cost my scroll wheel. i decided i was content with this state of affairs until a replacement mouse could be secured from amazon, and that is when it began: clicks only register as clicks "sometimes". i say "sometimes" with quotation marks, because the clicks are always clicks in certain contexts: i was just able to click hyperlinks on wikipedia, but unable to click anything else. before that, i was permitted to open my minimized anime in VLC with no issue, but was unable to interact with steam.
that is, it appears now to present as a software issue despite all my issues until now being hardware related.
the machine spirit is clearly angered by my abusive maltreatment of it and is playing "pranks" to punish me. how do i appease it?
It just wants to be a real live mouse.
Stick it up your asshole, have someone sodomize you several times, then in nine months squeeze it out. Be sure to get an official birth certificate.
