2023-12-24 at 7:17 AM UTC
For me, 3 times were Bears. 1 Brown bear in Yosemite and 2 black
First time at Yosemite. 2 others also while camping at Strawberry Lake and Once at Polock Pines which is near the sierras.
Bears: x3
Mountain Lion (AKA Cougars) x2 (in a state park I used to live near
Wild Cats at least 5-6 times in the Oakland Hills.
Coyotes at least 100 times in the same park I saw Mountain Lions.
Wolves 1 time visiting Yellowstone
Bison 1 time in YellowStone
Rattle Snakes at least 6 times and once I removed one from a bike trail for some people using my backpack, which it struck and then turned and I tugged its tail and it sped off. they really fear people more than we fear them but they will usually coil first then take off.
King Snake at least 2-3 times but they're harmless
Saw a Whip Snake once. it kind of looks like a Coral Snake.
A Tarantula which I didn't know existed in the bay area but they're smaller than the desert ones. about half the size but still big.
shitloads of black widows but then again that was under my house
hmm never saw a scorpion but I understand they exist in the bay area on trails under rocks. usually albino ones. they're white apparently.
out of all of the creatures I experience the one where I stopped dead in my track (beside the rattlesnake on my first encounter) was the Mountain Lion. it's very rare they kill people but it was around the time some dude got murdered by one in LA riding a bike. or maybe afterwards. I just thought of him when I saw it. the second time was closer but I realized no one has been killed by a Mountain Lion in Northern California since like.. prolly 1980s
2023-12-24 at 7:37 AM UTC
african-africans.
it was a scarry experience because i wasnt sure fried chicken would work on them.
2023-12-24 at 8:14 AM UTC
fried chicken works on literally everyone
it is the one food that literary every single culture on the planet eats
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2023-12-24 at 9:56 AM UTC
So there I was, facing off against a lion in the jungle. Roar! I dodged left and right, narrowly escaping its claws. Just when I thought I had conquered the king of the jungle, a wild elephant charged at me. I danced around, avoiding its massive trunk. Next up was a cunning cheetah, but I outsmarted it with my lightning-fast reflexes.
As if that wasn't enough, a mischievous monkey swung down from the trees, throwing banana peels at me. I slipped and slid but managed to stay on my feet. Then came a slippery snake, hissing and slithering towards me. I performed a masterful snake-charming dance, and it slithered away.
Finally, a wise old owl hooted and swooped down, challenging me to a battle of wits. We engaged in a battle of puns, but I emerged victorious with the funniest punchline. OH BOY, WAS THAT A WILD BOX OF ANIMAL CRACKERS! Turns out, the real challenge was surviving the snack attack!
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2023-12-24 at 10:15 AM UTC
Someone had way too much spiked egg nog
2023-12-24 at 5:04 PM UTC
i had sex with a dog once
2023-12-24 at 5:38 PM UTC
Came across a very large Snuffleupagus, while walking in the woods the other day. Luckily, I had some peanuts on me.
