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  1. #41
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny raids arent spermicide

  2. #42
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    VALUE SIZE
  3. #43
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ner vegas

    so that when i miss, i'll land among the stars? LOL no thanks, i stopped taking advice from pop culture shit a long time ago. its literally all just there to ruin your life anyways
  4. #44
    Originally posted by infinityshock

    what value was that
  5. #45
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE so that when i miss, i'll land among the stars? LOL no thanks, i stopped taking advice from pop culture shit a long time ago. its literally all just there to ruin your life anyways

    if you get lucky you might come crashing down onto tel aviv
  6. #46
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    i mean maybe not the stars so to speak but i can probably at least make it to the top of some hill somewhere RIGHT FUYS LMAO MIGHT AS WELL GET IT OVER QUICKLY LMFAO
  7. #47
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny what value was that

    Value sized
  8. #48
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by ner vegas VALUE SIZE

    The best size
  9. #49
    Originally posted by infinityshock Value sized

    i doubt any vagina that can take that value sized can have much value left.
  10. #50
    Originally posted by infinityshock

    come to think of it this is actually simulated child pornography.

    the ratio of the raid can to the womans vagina is exactly the same as an adult mans penis to a little girls vagina as can be seen in almost all r@ygold made documentaries.
  11. #51
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny come to think of it this is actually simulated child pornography.

    the ratio of the raid can to the womans vagina is exactly the same as an adult mans penis to a little girls vagina as can be seen in almost all r@ygold made documentaries.

    this is the most mentally ill thing ive read all year
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. #52
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i doubt any vagina that can take that value sized can have much value left.

    For your use...no.

    For my dick...it's still too tight. But she takes it like a champ.
  13. #53
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny come to think of it this is actually simulated child pornography.

    the ratio of the raid can to the womans vagina is exactly the same as an adult mans penis to a little girls vagina as can be seen in almost all r@ygold made documentaries.

    You can't use your own penis as a value in that equation...it makes the final result too small.
  14. #54
    Originally posted by infinityshock You can't use your own penis as a value in that equation…it makes the final result too small.

    is that also why we dont see your penis in the pict
  15. #55
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny is that also why we dont see your penis in the pict

    There isn't a wide-angle lens made that would work
  16. #56
    Originally posted by infinityshock There isn't a wide-angle lens made that would work

    realy ?
  17. #57
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny realy ?

    Very
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