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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    okay so apparently catholics say protestants "changed the bible" and removed 3 canonical books but I can't find which books, does anyone know what books these are? Apparently i've read the "wrong" bible my entire life



    I don't understand the difference tbh

    I know about the stuff like the book of enoch also I don't think it's that.

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    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    who cares

    god probably thinks you are fucking annoying
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian god probably thinks you are fucking annoying

    Nope, but everyone does think that about you.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    bishops cancel culture

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    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian who cares

    god probably thinks you are fucking annoying

    why so hostile r u ok
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    The bible is fiction.

    It's plagiarized from earlier civilizations and cultures
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    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by infinityshock The bible is fiction.

    It's plagiarized from earlier civilizations and cultures

    Alternatively, the bible is poor accounting of an ancient forgotten truth. What you call plagiarism could more charitably be interpreted as a form of memetic evolution from the singular single-celled Truth. The fact that we can draw connections with *Dyḗus ph₂tḗr and the like could just as easily be interpreted as evidence for truth as it could evidence for falsity.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Meikai why so hostile r u ok

    The spirit and glory of christ god jesus in his heart is damaged that's why you sister lucy have even spoken with me in person about this lost soul saying there is someone in pain on the forum you can feel their pain and the pain in their heart because that is your gift from gord and I have also noticed this soul but you have hammered it into reality even further

    I am always forced almost as if by fate to be wrought with skitzos everywhere that are never happy at any time even in times of good harvest and luck they will be the first to turn against you, because of the hate in their hearts

    I do not know howe to help skitzos. I think they are not actually skitzo and its not actually society but a lack of oneness with the universal spiritual ahkmah godly magic hebrew chaos powers. This can be reclaimed by either giving up your life in the material world and devoting it to the church or manufacturing industrial amounts of LSD and giving it away for free

    ave maria!
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    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    There is an unbroken (albeit admittedly terribly warped by the passage of time) memetic chain stretching back into long-forgotten prehistory - stories so old that we can only try to reconstruct them from the similarities present in stories with commonalities from across religious boundaries. It's not plagiarism; it's a remarkably successful millennia-spanning game of broken telephone/Chinese whispers.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Ancient religions were polytheistic...meaning if modern abrahamic religions are 'ancient truths' being told, monotheism is wrong. Or...the other gods are out there being ignored and getting pissed off.

    And despite what jude religious scholars try to pawn off as being the first monotheistic religion, this is false. Several other civilizations tried monotheism and they didn't work out.

    According to occams razor, the kikes stole stories, rituals, and practices they liked from older civilizations...including ones that conquered them...and incorporated them into their own degenerate cult.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Meikai There is an unbroken (albeit admittedly terribly warped by the passage of time) memetic chain stretching back into long-forgotten prehistory - stories so old that we can only try to reconstruct them from the similarities present in stories with commonalities from across religious boundaries. It's not plagiarism; it's a remarkably successful millennia-spanning game of broken telephone/Chinese whispers.

    It's the literal definition of plagiarism to copy a work and pass it off as ones own.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Yeah well I just learned today that I only read like 76% of the supposed "real" bible so im missing like 30% of the supposedly real christian faith.

    Except I think someone in my family was Lutheran so I definitely went to a few services where they were like THIS IS THE BODY OF CHRIST and they had a confessional booth , it was kinda like halfway catholic but apparently EVERYONE that's a nice christian reads the wrong bible. I think orthodox's read the "OG" bible without the removed books.



    What books these are I cannot say, but I feel pretty cheated that literally nobody told me this ever and i'm finding out halfway through my natural life and now I have to rexamine the Nicene creed which honestly I got better things to do this could take a while.





    people say the missing books of course have a lot of context but I take issue with it all as I don't like the idea of elders like jehovahs witness who make their own interpretations of the bible and you MUST follow their interpretation because thats what they interpreted from the bible. I don't see how that's any different from protestant interpretation mainline churches, catholics, orthodox theological scholars or hebrew or moslem it's all just interpreting abrahmaic text at the end of the day and don't even get me fucking started on Mormons.
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    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by infinityshock It's the literal definition of plagiarism to copy a work and pass it off as ones own.

    [playing telephone]
    Kid 1: There was a flood, it was really scary. Also some divine twins.
    Kid 2: There was a flood. It was really scary. Also some twins named Cain and Abel, one murdered the other - it was really fucked up.
    Kid 3: There was a flood and it was really sc-
    You: OI OI OI, YOU GOT A LOISENCE FOR THOSE SIMILARITIES BRUV? THAT'S PLAGIARISM, IT IS!

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    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    You're attributing to malice what can easily be explained by the passage of time twisting things. Details getting squiggly over the course of thousands of years before we'd even really figured out writing is unsurprising, and then two cultures with stories that got independently squiggly in different squiggly ways meet each other, and are forced to syncretize their religions with conflicting stories. Compromises are made, things get even squigglier than before. Rinse and repeat for potentially over one hundred thousand years.

    It's been a HUGE mess.

    Civilization 1 says "The Great God Yabolomak flooded the lands!"
    Civilization 2, 2000 years later, says "The One True God Yahweh flooded the lands!"

    Religions are not seen by their adherents as elaborate works of fiction, but history. It's not plagiarism unless you presuppose that they're works of fiction (ie unless you shamelessly engage in brain damaged atheist zealotry).
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    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Oh. That's what the tower of babel is about. It's not about language per se... it's about the religious fracture facilitated by the same forces that drive linguistic differentiation, and the eternal drift away from the divine truth. I get it now.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Meikai [playing telephone]
    Kid 1: There was a flood, it was really scary. Also some divine twins.
    Kid 2: There was a flood. It was really scary. Also some twins named Cain and Abel, one murdered the other - it was really fucked up.
    Kid 3: There was a flood and it was really sc-
    You: OI OI OI, YOU GOT A LOISENCE FOR THOSE SIMILARITIES BRUV? THAT'S PLAGIARISM, IT IS!


    Noah...flood...Moses...

    Plagiarism
  17. #17
    Originally posted by infinityshock Noah…flood…Moses…

    Plagiarism

    Do you believe aliens from outer space are real?
  18. #18
    Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Do you believe aliens from outer space are real?

    there is a good chance they are real but only a slight chance they could ever reach Earth

    but i bet anything there is more going on. fallen angels and a race of inner earth might be what they really are. they have evolved into small creatures from their giant status.

    who fucking knows. but to say God is an Alien is retarded.
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    Originally posted by Third Temple there is a good chance they are real but only a slight chance they could ever reach Earth

    but i bet anything there is more going on. fallen angels and a race of inner earth might be what they really are. they have evolved into small creatures from their giant status.

    who fucking knows. but to say God is an Alien is retarded.

    What do you consider as qualifying as an alien from outer space?
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    Third Temple African Astronaut
    they could have evolved and had a higher intelligence and there height shrank to 3 feet and they became like mole people and dug out huge caverns and had better access to raw ore to refine and build their crafts and eventually got to the surface but were too frail for our atmosphere. and they are trying to push technologies which pollute our air so it because more toxic like what they breath in hallow earth

    thats some PK Dick thinking right there but who knows
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