amazon delivered my qtips to the wrong house

1. 2023-12-04 at 3:43 AM UTC

   #1
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   now im on all the naybors doording cameras running around in my bootybandit shorts looking high and low for my misdelivered qtips and they put my mugshot on nextdoor saying to lookout for this man who is porch snooping in the area
   
   signed,
   Ol' DirtyEar
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   • cryptographiccontrarian, 
   • The Self Taught Man
2. 2023-12-04 at 4:05 AM UTC

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   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   sounds like an easy misunderstanding to clear up
   
   maybe u cud even post about ur qtips on nextdoor
   
   you know, since it was qtips and not a crate of dildos or something
3. 2023-12-04 at 4:17 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Meikai you know, since it was qtips and not a crate of dildos or something

   Right, College Prof. ?
4. 2023-12-04 at 4:43 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Meikai sounds like an easy misunderstanding to clear up
   
   maybe u cud even post about ur qtips on nextdoor
   
   you know, since it was qtips and not a crate of dildos or something

   
   'Qtip' is gay code word for oversized butt plugs
5. 2023-12-04 at 5:26 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   for tickling the brown ear
6. 2023-12-04 at 6:14 AM UTC

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   Third Temple African Astronaut

   Originally posted by infinityshock 'Qtip' is gay code word for oversized butt plugs

   
   maybe in your gay circle it is
7. 2023-12-04 at 9:49 AM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   Condolences
8. 2023-12-04 at 12:16 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   your lucky it isnt your 18 inch dildo
9. 2023-12-04 at 12:25 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Third Temple maybe in your gay circle it is

   
   Definitely in your gay sphincter it is