>be me

1. 2023-11-10 at 4:41 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   >eve
   >chillin'
   >no conception of good or evil, right or wrong
   >snake offers me a fruit i was told not to eat
   >eat it, suddenly possess knowledge of right and wrong, good and evil
   >feed it my husband despite knowing it's wrong
   >get kicked out of paradise
   >husband gets kicked out too lmao
   
   he didn't even know he wasn't supposed to eat it. i did that. fucker had more ribs, he could've stayed. what a fucking cuck hahaha.
2. 2023-11-10 at 4:46 AM UTC

   #2
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   >women
3. 2023-11-10 at 5:19 AM UTC

   #3
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   bitches can't say no to a lengthy snake
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Meikai
4. 2023-11-10 at 7:02 AM UTC

   #4
   

   Meikai Heck This Schlong

   Originally posted by aldra >women

   
   
   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Lanny bitches can't say no to a lengthy snake

   
   
5. 2023-11-10 at 7:11 AM UTC

   #5
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Meikai

   
   love from kazakhstan
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Meikai, 
   • The Self Taught Man
6. 2023-11-10 at 12:48 PM UTC

   #6
   

   totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
   maymay arrows
7. 2023-11-10 at 1:43 PM UTC

   #7
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   It's Adam and Eve not Adam and Adam.
8. 2023-11-10 at 2:01 PM UTC

   #8
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   You need to eat an apple.
9. 2023-11-10 at 2:31 PM UTC

   #9
   

   Haxxor Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Fonaplats It's Adam and Eve not Adam and Adam.

   
   That would have ended things right there …. lol