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  1. #1
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    >eve
    >chillin'
    >no conception of good or evil, right or wrong
    >snake offers me a fruit i was told not to eat
    >eat it, suddenly possess knowledge of right and wrong, good and evil
    >feed it my husband despite knowing it's wrong
    >get kicked out of paradise
    >husband gets kicked out too lmao

    he didn't even know he wasn't supposed to eat it. i did that. fucker had more ribs, he could've stayed. what a fucking cuck hahaha.
  2. #2
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    >women
  3. #3
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    bitches can't say no to a lengthy snake
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  4. #4
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by aldra >women





    Originally posted by Lanny bitches can't say no to a lengthy snake

  5. #5
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Meikai

    love from kazakhstan
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  6. #6
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    maymay arrows
  7. #7
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    It's Adam and Eve not Adam and Adam.
  8. #8
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    You need to eat an apple.
  9. #9
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Fonaplats It's Adam and Eve not Adam and Adam.

    That would have ended things right there …. lol
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